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Gutfeld: George Santos finally admits to being a queen

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>> > > GREG: GEORGE SANTOS COMES CLEAN AS WELL AS ADMITS HE WAS A CONVENE. EMBATTLED BRAND-NEW YORK CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS FINALLY ADMITTED TO ONCE DRESSING IN DRAG. HE REALLY ADMITTED TO SOMETHING THAT INSTANTLY INVALIDATES HIM FROM NATIONAL POLITICS. RECENTLY A PREVIOUS GOOD FRIEND ALLEGED THEY DRESSED IN DRAG WITH EACH OTHER WHEN SANTOS WAS A TEEN LIVING IN BRAZIL. WOW, TEENAGERS OF BRAZIL GROW UP FAST. I DIDN'' T BEGIN DRESSING IN DRAG UNTIL I HAD TO CO-HOST “” EXCEEDED.”” INCIDENTALLY– YES, THAT'' S ME “, MY “SURPASSED” NAME IS ACTUALLY VAN PERIWINKLE.I CONTAINER SPEAK ABOUT ANY
TOPIC SO TELEPHONE CALL ME. ANYWAY, THIS WEEKEND BREAK REPORTERS INVOLVED WITH SANTOS AT THE AIRPORT BEFORE HE COULD PRE-BOARD WITH A PHONY NECK INJURY. WHO HASN ' T. BUT I WONDER IF HE WAS YOUNG AND ALSO HAD ENJOYABLE AT A CELEBRATION AND WHETHER WE OUGHT TO FILE A CLAIM AGAINST HIM FOR HAVING A LIFE. > > I HAD A GOOD TIME AT A CELEBRATION. FILE A CLAIM AGAINST ME FOR HAVING A LIFE. > > GREG: AMEN, BROTHER, OR SIBLING,> OR WHATEVER. SO SANTOS DID WEAR DRAG. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED OF. LIKE LYING ABOUT IN WHICH YOUR MOMMY WAS ON 9/11, I IMPLY, FOR A GUY WITH A 3.89 GRADE POINT AVERAGE THAT ' S PRETTY FOOLISH. A'UNIVERSITY POLL REVEALS 71 %OF NEW YORK CITY SUBURBANITES SAY HE OUGHT TO RESIGN COMPARED TO 50 %THAT SAID NO, THAT HE SHOULD SAY WHILE THE REMAINING PERCENT WOULD LIKE HIM TO OFFER TIPS ON HOW TO APPLY EYELINER.BUT THIS SUGGESTS THAT DESPITE HIS DISFAVOR, HE ' S STILL SOMEWHAT EVEN MORE POPULAR THAN THE REST OF CONGRESS. FOR MORE INSIGHTS JOINING ME LIVE FROM WASHINGTON, REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS, THANK YOU. [PRAISE] > > GREG: MANY THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO TALK TO US, GEORGE. CONCERNS ON EVERYONE ' S MIND, >> ARE YOU PLANNING ON RESIGN SOMETHING > > NO, I ' M NOT GOING TO RESIGN, GREG, AND, MAYBE THE MEDIA NEED TO RESIGN FOR >> NOT SEARCHING FOR OUT I ' M A PHONY UP UNTIL AFTER I WAS ELECTED. I INDICATE, A GREAT DEAL OF PEOPLE WANT YOU TO RESIGN, GREG, BRIAN WILLIAMS, BRIAN KILMEADE, BUT THEY ARE THE REVOLTING PHONIES, NOT US.

>> > > GREG: YOU ' RE RIGHT. WHAT ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS, THOUGH, ARE YOU WORRIED THE FEDS ARE GOING TO BE COMING FOR YOU? >> > > YES,'I ' M STRESSED THE FEDS ARE COMING. GOT A GAS RANGE, OR POSSIBLY I STOVE CASH FROM– BUT THE THEFT I ' M FRETTED ABOUT IS THE CASH THE GOVERNMENT IS STEALING BY >> BURGLARY THROUGH TAXES. > > GREG: ASSET. HOW DID YOU THINK OF YOUR DRAG NAME?. > > GREG, I TIN DEVELOP PHONY NAMES ALL DAY. GEORGE SANTOS, ANTHONY– I PUT ON'' T KNOW. AINSLY EARHART. THAT ' S THE EASY PART. THE DIFFICULT COMPONENT WEBING WHAT NAME YOU PROVIDED THEM AS WELL AS WHAT YOUR FAKE MOM WAS DOING ON 9/11. >> > > GREG: WHAT WOULD YOU TELL YOUR FORMER FRIEND THAT SAID YOU COULDN'' T SUFFICE AS An EXPERT DRAG ASSEMBLE, WAS HE A CADDIE BITCH? >> > > YES, IT WAS A CADDIE BITCH. I WOULD TELL HIM THAT A GREAT DEAL OF PEOPLE BACK THEN STATED MY LIP LINKING IN 2005 WAS BETTER THAN OBAMA'' S IN 2009 EVEN THOUGH THE TIMELINE DOESN'' T REALLY BUILD UP.

>> > > GREG: WELL, THANKS, CONGRESSMAN. WE'' LL CHECK BACK IN WITH YOU LATER ON. YOU'' RE ALWAYS INVITED ON THE PROGRAM. CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS. >> > > GREG: I WEAR ' T KNOW IF YOU ' VE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS INDIVIDUAL IN ANY WAY. HE ' S A STACKS OF LIES, BUT HOW IS HE ANY WORSE THAN ANY POLITICIAN? AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND WHAT HE IS. > > THIS ISSY NEVER WISHED TO COVER NATIONAL POLITICS. THIS IS WHY I DIDN'' T INTEND TO OPERATE AT THE WHITE RESIDENCE OR OPERATE IN D.C. BECAUSE DIDN'' T WANT ANYTHING TO PERFORM WITH THAT SAID RUBBISH. THIS MAN IS THE EMBODIMENTS OF THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS SCREWED UP AS WELL AS WHY– WHY IS HE STILL THERE? WHEN HE LIED ABOUT WHATEVER. AND INDIVIDUALS CHOSEN HIM THINKING HE WAS ONE POINT AND FIND OUT HE'' S SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND ALL THIS THINGS THAT HE INFORMED THEM ON THE PROJECT ROUTE ENDED UP BEING BS.I ' M STUNNED THAT THEY HAVEN'' T DONE EVEN MORE TO KICK HIM OUT OF CONGRESS ALREADY. >> > > GREG: I WONDER IF THEY ARE WAITING TO FIND SOMEBODY, BUT ALSO IT MAY HAVE BEEN CLEVER ON THE DEMOCRATS TO HOLD EVERY ONE OF THIS STUFF, RIGHT, KATS? THEY OBTAINED HIM ELECTED AS WELL AS CURRENTLY THEY ARE STUCK WITH HIM. WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE, KAT? >> > > ABOUT WHAT? OF COURSE, I THINK HE MUST RESIGN BUT I'' M TRYING TO CONSIDER SOMEBODY IN THE GOVERNMENT THAT I WEAR'' T WANT TO RESIGN. > >> GREG: I FIND HIM, BECAUSE HE'' S SUCH A PHONY, TO BE THE MOST CLEAR POLITICAL LEADER EVER. DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE KNOW HE'' S A LIAR. >> > > OH, MY GOD. [LAUGHTER]> > > RICK IS GOING TO TOSS SOMETHING. >> > > I DESIRED THEM ALL TO RESIGN, NOT SIMPLY HIM NOT TO. BUT ALSO, WE ALREADY KNEW, LIKE, I PUT ON'' T THINK HE REACHES SAY HE CONFESSES DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE WAS STILL DENYING IT WHEN HE HAD A PHOTO OF HIMSELF AND ALSO I SAID THE WHOLE TIME HE DID DRAG BUT HE WASN'' T An ASSEMBLE BECAUSE I WISH WE COULD GET A PHOTO OF HIM UP THERE IN IT.HE DIDN'' T EVEN ATTEMPT TO PERFORM A CONTOUR. IT MISBEHAVED. >> > > I SIMPLY MAINTAINED ASSUMING THE PERSON PLAYING WAS SANTOS. IT WASN'' T REALLY HIS, RIGHT? I MAINTAINED ASSUMING HIS FACE MUST PAIN HOLDING THAT POSTURE FOR THAT LONG. >> > > HIS COSMETICS IS METHOD BETTER. HE WAS BAD AT IT. I WEAR'' T KNOW IF HE WOULD LAUGH OR CRY BUT DEFINITELY VOMIT. >> > > GREG:'I ' M GOING TO SAY, I ' M MALE ENOUGH, MASCULINE ENOUGH, COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN TO SAY GEORGE SANTOS WAS A BEAUTIFUL DRAG ASSEMBLE. >> > > NO >>. >'> IT ' S YOUR PARTY, MALE, DANCING WHO YOU WANT WITH. [LAUGHTER]> > > GREG: HE APPEARS LIKE GRETCHEN WHITMER.

[BOOS]> > > WITH BEER GOGGLES. [LAUGHTER] THAT'' S LATE IN THE EVENING IN BRAZIL. >> > > GREG:'I ' VE BEEN THERE. >> >'I ' M GOING TO TAKE UP FOR GEORGE A BIT. >> > > GREG: THANK YOU. >> > > 71 %STATED HE REQUIRED TO GO, RIGHT? 71. SO HIS FAVORABILITY IS RIGHT AROUND 29%, RIGHT? SO HE'' S LIKE 6 BACK FROM THE HEAD OF STATE. >> > > GREG: EXACTLY >>. > > THE HEAD OF STATE RESEMBLED 36%. >> > > GREG: RIGHT. >> > > SO'HE ' S IN GOOD COMPANY. THEY DON'' T WANT YOU TO LEAVE. THE PRESIDENT IS ONLY EIGHT FACTORS IN ADVANCE OF ME. THAT'' S PHRASE SOMETHING. AND ALSO CLEAR BY PROOF AND FORCE IS NOT THE SAME AS TRANSPARENT. HE JUST OBTAINED BUSTED AND ALSO WE ALL TRANSLUCENT THE VEIL, IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING. >> > > SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE WE KNOW, PRESIDENT BIDEN. >> > > YES, EXACTLY. >> > >'HE'' S COOPERATING. HE'' S BEEN HOLDING United States UP FOR TWENTY YEARS AS WELL AS NOW HE ' S COOPERATING.AND– I ' M COOPERATING NOW. > > TO MAKE SURE THAT ' S WHAT HE'' S DOING. >> HE ' S COOPERATING. > > EVERY KILLER EVER CAUGHT I'' M COOPERATING. >> > > LET ' S BE HONEST. THE DEMOCRATS HAD HIM IN ONE OF THOSE AREAS, BREAKING SITUATION OF EMERGENCY. SUDDENLY WHEN THEY FOUND THE 3RD STASH, WHEN THEY FOUND THE KEY DOCUMENTS IN THE GARAGE, NEXT TO THE CORVETTE, BREAK THE SANTOS' ' GLASNOW. GET THIS STORY OUT THERE. RAM IT THROUGH. THERE IS NO MEANS THIS SHOULD BE THIS BIG OF A STORY. CONGRESSMAN EXISTED. BUT HE'' S NO LONGER A DRAG DENIER, WHICH IS THE BIGGEST POINT DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE SPOKE ABOUT THAT BEFORE, BEING A DRAG DENIER IS APPARENTLY THE ONLY THING HE WILL NOT TOLERATE.

>> > > GREG: EXACTLY. NOW HE'' S, WHAT DO YOU REFER TO IT AS >>? > > SYMPATHIZER. >> > > GREG: WHAT DO YOU CALL THE FAT INDIVIDUALS? >> > > DRAG POSITIVE >>. > > GREG:'HE ' S DRAG POSITIVE. [GIGGLING]> > > IT SEEMS UNUSUAL THAT YOU PUT “” THE”” IN FRONT OF FAT INDIVIDUALS. >> > > LIKE THERE IS JUST ONE. >> > > THE FAT PEOPLE. >> > > GREG: NO, NO, NO, IN MY COMMUNITY, I ' M DELIGHTED YOU BROUGHT THAT UP. THE FAT FAMILY MEMBERS LIVED NEXT DOOR TO ME. P-H-A-T. >> > > OH. >> > > GREG: HOW DO PEOPLE FEEL OUT IN? >> > > I MEANT P-H-A-T, NOT FAT LIKE YOU THOUGHT. >> > > IS THAT WHAT IT STANDS FOR, QUITE HOT AS WELL AS TELLING. >> > > THAT ' S WHAT APPEARED OF MY MIND. >> > > I ASSUMED I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TONIGHT.THAT WAS BRILLIANT
. > > GREG: WE ' VE GOT >> T.

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