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(upbeat banjo music) – Los Angeles needs those fruits. – Oh, this merges, though.
– Los Angeles needs fruit. – Excuse me, excuse me. – Crash vehicle offense, 620. Okay, every vehicle gets
so offended these days. (Tommy laughing) (upbeat electronic music) Welcome back, ladies and
gentlemen and non-binary friends, to another Smosh Games video. Tommy and I have decided that this whole fame and fortune life- – Oh, fortune?
(Damien laughing) – Isn't for us. So we want some good,
honest, hardworking jobs. Today, we're gonna be truckers. – We're truckers today. – We're truckers. What's your handle? What's your call sign? What's your trucker? – My call sign? – Yeah, they've all got names, like- – It's not Hooey? – I guess that could be it.

– (chuckles) Yeah, my name's Hooey. – Okay, cool. Mine's Beef Beef. – (chuckles) Hooey Looey
and the News, okay. – Hey, before we hop into this truck, why don't you hop onto
that Subscribe button and do a little dance by clicking it. – Oh, yeah, so today-
– Shall we do this? – We're gonna be playing
"American Truck Simulator," which is actually apparently pretty one-to-one actual driving. – Yep, we got pedals.
– Our lovely crew has set up pedals and a driving sphere. We get to make our trucking company. So, Tommy, what are you thinking? Hooey and Beef Beef. – Beef. – Two separate words,
my friend, thank you. – Oh, sorry, sorry. – It's okay.

It's one… (crew laughing) (Tommy chuckles) You know what?
– Beef-bah eef. (laughs) – BeefB eef. – And then picture. What's our hybrid image? I think it's Eric Wareheim.
– All right. That is literally Eric Wareheim. – Oh. If you combine our ages, okay. – A non-problematic company logo. – Hmm. – I mean, we got the… Oh, a bunny. – Bunny. – My last name means rabbit. – Beef? – Uncle Merica's Trkn.
– Truckin'. (chuckles) Trkn. – Select the city you want to start in. Oh no, not Bakersfield. Huron.
– Huron. – You know what? Let's start in Sacramento,
just like Smosh did. – It's just Sacramento. – I lost my glasses. – Oh no, how are you gonna be racist now? (Tommy laughing)
Sorry. – All right, first things first. Welcome to "American Truck Simulator." Your own transportation company
is now open for business, but you sadly lack the
money to buy a truck. For now you'll have to
work for other companies as a truck driver for hire. – Ain't that just the way.

It's how Smosh makes you
bring your own cameras. (Tommy chuckles) We've got a vehicle that
will cover expenses. Hell yeah. Don't let anyone down and arrive on time. – Amazing.
– Well, that's two things I don't do. – Okay, so press E to start the engine. Don't mind if I do. Are you ready, Hooey? – That's right, Beef Beef. Hit that engine. – Toot, toot. – What? – Additional control to move your truck. Try driving forward a
few meters and then stop. Now they said "American Truck Simulator," and they say meters? – I've hit every pedal
and I am not moving. – Oh, you got a gear
shift up, to the right. – Oh, this is… I'm so glad I didn't bring my glasses. Hooey! – Oh, Tommy, no. All right, a few meters. There you go. – Here we go. – He's doing it. He's really doing it. – All right, I'm going slow. Just like my influencer
career, I'm going real slow. So, wait, we getting out
on the road right now? – I guess so.

– Okay, I'm putting
pedal to the metal, baby. – Oh, okay. There is a stop sign.
– Oh. – Hooey, there's a… Oh, too late. Top-down camera, next camera. Okay, great. Great. Oh. – Beef Beef, where'd you go? (crew laughing)
Beef Beef, where'd you go? – I'll always be with you.
– Beef Beef. Beef Beef. – It's not your fault for
what happened 10 years ago. – I'll always remember you, Beef. As Spencer said earlier, where's all the naked women pictures? – So, like, check this out.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Okay, so we're fine. (chuckles) It's time to make a delivery. Use Route Advisor to see where you are and where you need to go. – Route Advisor. That's like when I talk to my wife and she says, "Don't (beep) do that." And I'm like, "That's rude." All right. (Tommy and Damien laughing) Let's do this.

– Now be sure to stop at the stop sign. So off to a good start.
– Like that? (chuckles) – Make sure everyone knows… Use your blinker.
– All right. Hold on, let me check for traffic. – You're doing great, son. – There we go.
– There you go. – All right.
– Wide right turns. – Oh, I feel like I'm about to get… ♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun ♪
– It's chicken. It's chicken.
♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun ♪ – He thinks you're a baby. – Oh, they stopped for me. – You should for sure dodge this though. – Is he asleep? – Well, you're in the middle
of the road is the thing. – It's my road. – I don't think it is.

– Oh, that's an alien. (giggles) All right, so I'm going this way.
– That's Uncanny Allie. Let her do her vibes. – Bye, Allie. Oh, hi. – Wow, we actually completely missed them. – I'm a good driver.
– Hooey, that was a close one. Hooey. – Hooey. – Tommy, you've driven with me before. – Okay, I can't go that way. – Nope. You gotta follow the GPS.
– Go that way. All right. Don't worry about it. (chuckles) – I'm not worried, but you saying that I shouldn't
worry makes me nervous. – Don't worry about it. – Oh god. – Hey. – Oh, that's a Cadillac XLR, I think? And those use a lot of gas, so make sure you can intimidate them. You should absolutely not hit them. (car booms) Tommy. – You said to intimidate them. – I said, "Intimidate them," not scare the (beep) out of them. We just lost half of our income.

– What's the difference? – And we gotta deliver it to the left in three, two, one. Crazy taxi. Hard left, hard left.
– I got it, I got it. – I'm your co-pilot. Just let me co-pilot. Good. Yes, across the parking lanes. – Done.
– We did it. (Tommy exhales) Where do you need it?
– Tell me. – Let's play it safe. So we still gotta proceed
to the highlighted area. ♪ Toot, toot, beep, beep ♪ – Can you get the overhead
view one more time, my brother? – You can, my friend. – Thank you, Beef Beef. – You're welcome, Hooey.
– I'm gonna get that. – Who? Hooey! – I think of that more as a pigeon sound, 'cause that was what my
sister's dove was named. – Am I broken? Why can't I…

– Oh, we did it. So we just press Enter.
– Oh, great. – Amazing, we did it. You completed the trial.
– We got the money. – We got the money. All right, that was just
the movie "Baby Driver." Now it's time for some
real grownup adult driving. – We put the real man in the seat. – What? All right, so looking at this map here, I think I know what's up. To turn on the engine. – E key. Did it work? – My name is E Key. E key, E key, E key, E key.
(Tommy chuckles) All right. – Do you need an overhead
to see what's up? – I think I'm okay.
– No, we're right.

– Wallbert, that's him. – Rollback prices.
(Tommy laughing) Y'all better not (beep) up my vehicle. I appear once every 10 years. (beep) – I think you're caught. – I think I'm caught on the Wallbert. – You're caught on Wallbert. – Can I get a three? All right, so let's go… Can I get three again, just for a minute? – You got it.
– Thank you. Oh, I'm legitimately caught on Wallbert. He's like, "I've felt
worse pain than this, but not from the likes of you." Oh, shoot.
– Nope, oh. – Oh no, oh no. – You're gonna hit Wallbert again. – Ah, one. – Take it back now, y'all. – Three hops this time. Clap, clap, cha, cha, cha. – There you go. – That's sick. Wallbert, I swear to god. Wallbert, I swear to god. – We can't even get out of Wallbert.
– Three. Okay, so I see what's going on here.

– That's your best view.
– Yeah, I do see. You're my best view. (Tommy laughs) Oh (beep), that was the acceleration. – No, wait, but you're good, yeah? – And now I can… I think I have to-
– Now you're like right by Wallbert. – Good. – You're good, you're good.
– You're good. – You're good? – I'm scooching by. I'm taking off his shins.

Trailer damage 1%, all right.
– Yeah. – He's like, "Good attempt on my life. Next time it's my turn." See you later, Wallbert. "I'll be seeing you." I'm signaling, so it's
everyone else's fault whatever happens next. – And that's how you drive in California. – I mean, kind of. – If anyone ever moves to California, the trick to not having a
panic attack while driving is to always expect to
be in a car accident. Oh my god, we're going on the freeway? You get to drive on the freeway? ♪ Eastbound and down ♪ – I just got to drive around parking lot. – Oh, if only this was the wambulance to take you to the hospit-bawl. – I'm gonna give you a quick three. Toot, toot.
– Oh, god. – There you go. (chuckles) – You have way too much (beep) power. We're taking the East? I believe we're taking the East to Reno. – Taking the East. We must exit. We simply must. – Oh, darling, you simply must exit.
– Oh, simply, we must exit.

50 miles an hour. – All right, I'm gonna signal left. – All right, that's
probably a good thing to do. – Very gently bringing myself over. Like, that's great. – We've got 111 miles to go. – That's great. I'm going 111 miles an hour. (Tommy imitates rocket)
(Damien laughing) – Just sound barrier crushing.
– Legally, I'm a missile. – (laughs) A missile. – Oh, we got a car to the
right, in the (scoffs). – (chuckles) Truck driver reality. All right, wait, this is a forest. (crew chuckling) – Yeah, there are some
trees in California, just nowhere near where we live. – There's just desert out here. – I want to scare anyone that is… Like, here we go. Yeah, I'm honking. – Just give him a little love
tap, show him who's boss. ♪ Give a little toot, toot ♪ ♪ Give a little beep, beep ♪ – I'm merging properly.
– Oh, wow. He follows the rules. – Yep. – Get out of my way. – You're destroying my bottom line. I can't hear how this sounds, so I'm sorry to anyone
at home that is listening and they're like, "Ah." Wow, gaining momentum going up this.

Oh, let's try it. Toot, toot, toot, toot. Is it awful?
– Nope. – Okay. Greetings, fellow truck friend. Normal truckers here. – Wait, wait, wait.
– What? – Hover by him. I wanna see what he looks like. – What? Oh, god. No, don't do that, Tommy. You can't.
– Oh, oh, here we go. – Don't do that, please. Oh, god.
(Tommy laughing) – I just wanna see his face. – Okay, well, then let's look at him. – I wanna see if it's Gary or not. Gary.
– Gary was here. Ash is a loser. (Tommy laughs) (Damien groans) All right, well, I gotta
pick up momentum again, 'cause we were in 11th gear, which is apparently a thing. And we're back- – 11th gear is like an anime title. Gary.
– Gary. – That man looks ill. – That looked like Michael Myers.

(Tommy and Damien laugh) – Yeah, he looked very ill. Are we going 65 miles an hour? – We're going 23 because I can't get any- – Yeah, okay, that's what I thought. – 'Cause we're going uphill and we lost momentum when that
car pulled in front of us, and that's why I honked with a little toot, toot, beep, beep.
– Oh. – But this is, I think-
– It looks like we're gaining. – We're gaining 'cause now
we're leveling out a little bit. – We've got gains. – Oh. I feel like Tina. Oh. – Oh.
– They're pissed. – We've created a blockade. – One, please, Tommy, one. Press one.
– Oh. (chuckles) I was like, "We are winning." (Damien and Tommy laughing) – I'm just following here. – Okay, don't you dare let them through. You stay right in the
center of those two lanes.

– Signal afterwards. – I want a parade to follow us. Okay, I'm actually living
for how the trees, like, disappear and clip out in the back there. – You know, two hours north
of LA, you can see that. But that's what I love about LA. 45 minutes to the beach, two
hours to the clipping trees. (Tommy laughs) – Do we have to go through
the truck weight thing, where they're like,
"Your truck's too fat"? – Do we have to?
– I don't know. God, I love rest areas. I'm talking about my bed. – Hey, am I right, sleepers? – (giggles) The sleepers. – Am I right, insomnia? Am I right, sleeper agents? November, Tuesday, 35. You are all now activated. (Tommy imitates gun)
(upbeat banjo music) We're going 80 miles per
hour, downhill in a truck. – Oh (beep). – I feel like-
– Oh, we're maxed out. – I feel no regrets. Oh, we're going to 87. This is absolutely not maxed out. 90, baby. (Tommy imitates banjo) Oh, why would you do that? Oh, I'm gonna slam on the brakes.

Oh no.
– Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. – Wait-
– Wait, thread through. – Merge.
– Thread through. Thread through.
– Yeah, baby. – You got it, Burger Town. – I'm the burger man. I'm the burger. Yeah, now we should
definitely be slowing down. (truck thumps) – Oh!
– Oh! (Damien and Tommy laughing)
– No! (crew laughing) (laughs) Wow. Oh, god. (laughs) – You're good, you got it. – This is everyone's fault but mine. – He didn't need a life. He didn't need to be alive.
– Hold on. – Hold on?
– Is there a pause? – No.
– There's no pause? – There's no pause on life, brother. – Oh, stop and go.
– Oh no. (chuckles) – Press one. – Oh no. (laughs) – Trucking is hard. – We almost lost the monitor. – Might be old hooks. – Is it okay if we just
leave the truck with no gas, where it's like, "Here's your truck"? – That's what you're
supposed to do with U-Hauls. – We're gonna deal with this
thing that I dealt with.

It looks like you can just… – So I'm gonna very gently ease into this. – Ease into it. – And then you press Enter.
– Enter. – Let's play it safe again. – Oh, plus 90, though.
– No, I'm gonna play it safe so that we have more rounds of this game. – Yeah, true. Give you a quick three? (chuckles) – Thank you, quick three. Thank you, Hooey, for the quick three. – All right, Beef Beef,
giving you a quick three. – Oh, there you go, Beef Beef Beef. – All right, there we go.

You got it?
– No, give me a little more. – Any better? – A little two, two, one, two… No, keep it going, keep it steady. Keep it steady, Hooey. Beef Beef 123, happy birthday, press T. Press T. – Press T?
– Press T. And that is Beef Beef, Hooey.
– Hooey, Beef Beef. (crew clapping) – Ah, damage penalty.
– Hooey! – That's not so bad
for the damage, though. – That's not bad? – Ah, we almost leveled one. – Oh, that's too bad. – That's okay. So this is our last drive. We're gonna be trading off here and there. This is the long haul. We're basically driving the
entirety of half of California. – That's right. – We're gonna be going from
Sacramento to Los Angeles. And, Tommy, what are we delivering? – We're delivering fruits. – Specifically, dragon fruit. – Yeah, maybe dragging
this fruit down California.

Hooey! (crew laughing) – I'm gonna start your
engine, but to be polite. There we go. We got our lights. – It's a party. (Damien imitates bass thumping) (Tommy chuckles) All right, destination,
I've gotta turn around. – I think you just floor
it backwards, honestly. – Okay. – Staring at the lady at
the front of the ship. (truck beeping) ♪ Who ♪ – Oh. (Tommy laughs)
(crew laughing) Oh, you've made a dreadful… Actually, you can fix this. – [Crew Member] It's all part of the plan. – Yeah. – All part of the plan. – Now cut hard to the right-
– And I keep going. – After you finish
doing what you're doing. And now cut hard to the right. Tommy, that was great.
– Thank you so much. – That was some of the best
trucking I've ever seen. (pedals tapping) That's good for gas. We are already 1/4 of our tank down. – Okay. (crew laughing) Oh, all right, and- – That guy definitely has right of way. You're fine.

– The guy that's stuck behind the exits? – Well, I think that's for us. He gets to drive through those. – Is there a mile per hour
that I'm supposed to be doing? – Definitely, probably less than-
– 100 miles an hour, as you say?
(Damien laughs) – I'm pretty sure I did say that. You got this, Hooey.
(Tommy laughs) Ooh. – All right, I'm putting my blinker on. – You should also stop to turn.
– Oh, nope. (laughs) (Damien and Tommy screaming)
(crew laughing) – Ooh, we have a srimech,
a self-righting mechanism. That's great. We're BattleBots, basically.
(Tommy chuckles) – No, I don't think
anything just happened. – (sighs) That's because
you are concussed. Tommy, we have a lot of truck damage.

(Tommy chuckling) Turn right. Can you not see the GPS? (Tommy laughs) Is this? – No, I saw it. I had to slow down. We're wide-berthing. Like my mom
(crew laughing) with me. No, she had a C-section. That's called a cut birth. We're on the 5. – Oh. – We know the 5, we got it.
– Good. Good. – I'm gonna do some honks to wake up all the sleeping people. – Hooey.
– Yeah? – What's the most dangerous
drive you've ever had? – Well, one time, me and
my girl, we were driving. We were driving down south.
– That's right. You told me that. Remind me of her name? – She's actually in the
car with me right now. (Tommy gasps) – No. (chuckles)
– Jennifer. (chuckles) Yeah, it was pretty good. We got in an argument and we both went into
the back of the truck and left it driving.

It did pretty good.
(Damien chuckling) It did pretty good. – Let's pick some pedestrians
out of the front there. You should absolutely slow
down from 84 miles per hour. Or you could go to the
right and get around 'em. Get around 'em. – All right, I'll go around.
– We don't have time. Los Angeles needs those fruits. – Oh, this merges, though. (truck booms)
(crew laughing) Excuse me, excuse me.
– Los Angeles needs fruit. – Excuse me, I'm so sorry, excuse me. – Crash vehicle offense, 620. Okay, every vehicle gets
so offended these days. (Tommy laughing) – Wow, wow, I crashed into you. Do you think I can fit
in between these guys? – Absolutely not, you can't. – I've got a job to do, brother.
– Tommy, no. (truck booming)
– I've got a job to do. – Think of the coconuts. – That's fine. (crew laughing) – Oh, we didn't get a
penalty for that one.

– Did anyone feel that? – We need to get our vehicle serviced, and we have so long to go. Tommy, we have 375 miles to go. – No, that's fine. – You cannot go off the rails this early. – Okay. – Oh, we're going 69 miles an hour. – [Both] Hey. – Aw. – That's a cop? (beep) you. (Tommy laughs)
(crew laughing) – I think that's true. – Aw.
– Oh, sheezus, he heard you. Slow down and-
– (laughs) He heard me. – You've gotta slow down
and pull over, Tommy. – Okay. (crew laughing) Maybe this is a good time
for us to switch spots so that he arrests you and not me.

(crew laughing)
– Oh, I'm mad at you now. You're like, "I can't go
back, I did my nickel." What are you trying to do? You just press the brakes. Are you trying to shift
into reverse to super stop? What are you doing? – I'm not sure what I was trying to do. – You also have to pull over to the right side of the road, Tommy. – No!
– I know what your- (truck booms)
– Ah! – Oh, god. – I was trying to pull
over, other trucker. – Did you signal?
– I thought we were brethren.

– Did you signal? – Yeah, I signaled by
being half off the street. – Now, honestly-
– Did the cop leave? – Maybe. Maybe we scared him off. Let me see. (clock ticking) – Oh, we need gas. – Oh, yeah, we do. – He's got some. (Damien laughs) – (inhales) Just, like,
siphon as we drive along. – I'll hang out the window and be like, dong, dong, dong, "Hey." – Can we have some? This is "Mad Max." I love it. We can exit here and get some gas, maybe. – Okay. – Engine malfunction. Visit service as soon as possible. (horn beeping)
Toot and beep, you need to merge. You need to merge or you'll die. Oh, that's the gas. (truck booming)
– Ooh. – Sorry, I really thought that was the brake.
– Just go over him. – Well, I mean, I did that.
– Like I did. – These pedals move all the time. This is everyone's fault but me. We just took the top half of this car off. What happened? – That's your lights cutting out 'cause our engine malfunction.
– Oh, engine malfunction. 80% of this damage was done by you.

I will take a little bit of the blame. Ooh, uh, bedtime.
– Ooh, uh. – There's a rest area. – Okay, good. – With gas and service.
– Is there a service? There is a gas and service
area in the rest area? – There's a gervice 'cause there's gas. – There's service and the gas area? – There's a gervice, yes. Yes, gervice.
– In the gervice service area? – Uncle America would be so proud. That wasn't okay. Oh. – I'm braking badly. (crew laughing)
Thank you very much. It's so hard being the
pro jammer in this family. – I'm from Florida.

There's like, six people in my family that are who I am right now, so. – I'm from Georgia. Most of my family's dead. (Tommy chuckles)
Let's use the following key to fill the tank. All right, great, and
so then the rest stop. – Nice. Yeah, pop, pop that right there. – Okay, so we press Enter to repair. – Okay, now we're floating in a void. – [Crew Member] Drive by with service. (Damien chuckles) – Just repair all of it. Wow, that's a lot of money.

– That's fine. – God dang. Oh, I'm so sweepy. (Tommy sighs)
Uh-oh. – I'm ready to go.
– Oh, good. – Hooey.
– Hooey. – Hooey. (chuckles) – You're getting some rest. Oh, good. Now it's daytime. – Oh, and it's raining. – (groans) On my wedding day. – Which one are my wipers again? – Oh, I've already wiped it. Don't worry. – Okay, and then there is a stop sign. – Slow down and take a hard right. You don't need to worry
about the light stuff. – Okay.
– Red light violation, $480. – What?
– Tommy.

– It's right turn on red. – You didn't signal, though. – Do you think the rain
makes the road wet? – Now, Hooey?
– Yeah. – You're 99 miles out. You're 98 miles out. I think we could get this done in hour, if you go 96 miles an hour. – Well, we're getting up there, so. – It is funny how it ticks
down every, like, 10 seconds and you're going 77 miles per hour. That is factually incorrect. They should make you
drive an actual two hours. This isn't a real simulator. – I'm using the full force of my leg on this gas pedal right now. – Well, remember to stay to the left here. – Stay to the left?
– Stay to the… Well, yes, but like that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and stay left, yep, yep.
– Stay left, stay left, okay. – And it's gonna be a
slight move to the right. – It's my broccoli farm to the right. – Do you know broccoli
is in the same family as, like, everything else and it's literally just how they flower? It's like cabbage, lettuce,
broccoli, Brussels sprouts, like they're all the (beep) same.

– Yeah.
– Did you? Okay, you already knew it. – Hooey knows all about broccoli. – All right, well, that's
enough broccoli facts for this day. – Goodnight, everybody. So you know what was crazy? One time when I went to a rest area- – Yeah? – This was after I had a concussion. – Sure. – And so I went to this-
– One of many. – I went to this rest area.
– Uh-huh. – It was kind of foggy out. There was an energy in the sky. – Sure. – I don't wanna deal with
that right there, by the way. – Sure. You're going 98 in the rain. Just wanna point that out. – Uh-huh.
(crew laughing) And, you know, I don't… I don't want…
– What? (truck booms) Tommy, Tommy.

(chuckles)
(crew laughing) – And so there I was in the fog, and I was thinking to myself. I was like, "Who's that guy over there?" And we walked up to each other and, lo and behold, it was myself. – Yourself? I knew it. – Now you're probably wondering, wait, but there's only one of you, Hooey. Well, it turns out that
I am a farm-grown man. I'm a factory-raised man. And now we did all start as
little tadpoles in a big puddle. – That's true. – Solar-grew my arms- – You're gonna have to
exit pretty soon, not here. Just letting you know. – You're gonna interrupt my cloning story? – Yep.
(crew laughing) Because I don't otherwise trust you. – My well-thought-out cloning story. – I'm giving you more time to vamp. And you're gonna need to exit, and you're going 100 miles per
hour in the rain.

(chuckles) Ah, Hooey.
– Look at that. Look at that.
– Oh, I knew that about you. I knew you were beyond meat. And I'm Beef Beef. – (laughs) And you're Beef Beef. – So truly we are-
– And together we are the new Burger King menu. – We are quite the pair, ain't we? – Oh, we're about… We're almost done. Hooey, we did it. – Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna get to see my Deborah again. I hope that's the name I used earlier. – It was not. It was Jennifer. – All right, well. ♪ Why, why, why, why, why ♪ – We're doing good.
– You're gonna slow down. – We're doing good.
– You're gonna slow down. You gotta turn right. Hard right, turn right.
– We're doing good. – What are you doing?
– It's okay. No, it's okay. – You're back on the freeway.
– No, that's okay. No, it's fine. (crew laughing) Let me just pop it into reverse.

– No. Absolutely not.
– Let's pop it in reverse. – Okay, let's-
– Okay, give me a three? Thank you so much. – But there's no way this
is not gonna be a conflict. – Look at how I'm perfectly in the… Look at how I'm- – You wanna finish that sentence? – Perfectly in the line.
– Mm, mm. – I'm doing good. – Superman does good. You do well. And you're not doing well. Let's just take a little shortcut. – Yeah, you're not gonna get
past that cement barrier. – Oh, that's not where I'm heading. (Damien chuckles)
(crew laughing) We're gonna go this way. – Well, at least you have
an idea of where that is because I don't know. – My truck doesn't really like this. That's weird.
– Mm. Is it because of the weight and the… – That's odd, hm. Okay, hold on. Let me go…
– Tommy, no. – Wait, why did that do the
opposite of what I wanted? – 'Cause you're dealing with two different axes of driving here. So you gotta even out the front.

Hooey, did you not go to driving school?
– Stop. No, this was my first day. – Let me check your Daimler. How'd you get all the stories? Who is Jennifer? When did you meet yourself? – They implanted me with my memories when I got out of the tadpole bucket. I did it, I did it, I did
it, I did it, I did it. (crew cheering)
– Hooey is an entity that keeps going.
– Thank you.

– But you're still going the wrong way.
– Thank you so much. – But not, uh… – Only in terms of legal driving, yes. – (laughs) Yeah. – Never in a million years
did I think I, Beef Beef, would be like the straight
man in this comedy duo. And you know how to brake, right? (Tommy laughs)
'Cause you gotta do that. Oh my god.

What was my-
– Delivery. (laughs) – Slow down. I'm gonna brake for you,
I'm gonna brake for you, I'm gonna brake for you, and we're good. I think we're good. Are we done? – Does that man like
gripping for dear life? He's like, (screams) against the Wallbert.
– It's Walton again. He's like, "I told you
I'd be back, (beep)." There we go. We did it.
– We did it. – And thus concludes
adventure number one, maybe, of Hooey and Beef.
– Hooey and Beef Beef.

– Hooey and Beef Beef. This was a lot of fun, actually. – Yeah. – I liked that we tried a new job. And you know what? It's good to know that if
anything ever happens here, we've got a backup plan.
– That's right. – Always gotta have
some irons in the fire. And for us, that iron is our engine. – I think I proved myself as a really good truck driver today. – I think you proved that you can play a game
medium good. (chuckles) – Yeah. (laughs) No, you're right. You're right about that, though. – If you wanna see more of
these kind of shenanigans, why don't you let us know
in the comments below? I mean, Tommy and I are a dynamic duo.

I would request more. – I like this. – I would personally
request more of this, yeah. (steering wheel clicking) There's a video right there.
(Tommy laughing) There's a video right there. Uncle America's Truckin'
company needs to thrive. – I'm gonna go whack off my truck. – I don't know how that happens. (screen beeps) (bricks crunching)
– Mm, mm. – Yeah, let's see where this leads. – Where does this go? Playing "Minecraft" now. (chiming music) Hidden-
– What? (Shayne and Spencer laughing)
(crew laughing) (upbeat electronic music) (rock music) (quirky music) (beep) – Do you wanna be a millionaire? Well, then you better listen to us.

Spencer and I have been house flipping for the past few years and we're making tons of income from it because we're experts. And today we're gonna
give you a visual tutorial on how to house flip yourself. If you wanna make money, you
need to like and subscribe. Because this is… Here's where it's gonna happen. All right, so we've got
our headquarters here. This is our top-secret
headquarters we've been working on for a long time. As you can see, it's pretty high tech, but, you know, we went
for minimalism here. Oh, (beep). Hold on, I gotta fix this really quick. But, you know. Oh, there's a bathroom in here? – We've been (beep) outside
for like three weeks. – Holy (beep). I've been showering in this?
(Spencer chuckles) What if a ghost popped out
and was like, (hisses)? Like, oh, we're playing "Outlast." All right, so let's go to the market. (laughs) It just… Yeah. (laughing) – We're a firm believer in floor laptops.

You know, if that sits on your crotch, it will kill your semen. – The big part about being a house flipper is having healthy semen. Here's all our potential
prospects around here. A lot of possible houses we could buy. Got this one. You're gonna have a budget
of $3,000 to flip this house. – I've flipped houses for less. – Man's Job.
– Finally, one for us. – Uh-oh. Finally, waiting for us. (chuckling) Budget of 6,500, that's pretty sick.

I'm thinking Man's Job.
– I'm feeling that. – You know, it feels
like they put that out for us specifically because we're men. So our clients here, they want this one to be sleek and modern. – That's the name of the game. – Yeah. Ed purchased this small house on sale. The couple that was
selling the house split up during house renovations, so
some furniture is brand new. Unfortunately, the house is also messy. At least it's not haunted. I thought they were about
to say it's haunted.

Ed has some doubts when
it comes to choosing which of the existing solution
should be carried over, and which ones should be rearranged. Whatever. – Honestly, I don't even
listen to the clients anymore. – Yeah, do not listen to the clients. They'll start talking. And I want you to… Once they start talking to you about what they think they want, I want you to do this.

(Spencer chuckling)
(crew chuckling) Just do that right to
their face, walk away. Okay, first up, (beep).
– There's some big sticks. – Big sticks. Dispose, dispose, dispose, dispose. – Now when we say house flipping
is easy, we mean it's easy. – I'm just gonna eat these. Just eating it.
– Oh, yeah. Who disposed of the dispose bin? – Disposed of the dispose bin. Who disposed of the dispose bins? Open. Get me in your freaking house. Okay, dispose. Dispose. Ooh. – What's going on here? – Got some good furniture in here.

I think we can-
– Good bones. – Good bones to this house. Jesus Christ, Ed. What were you doing in here? – This is good lumber. – This is really good lumber. New skill point. That's a fun thing about being
an interior house flipper is that… Whoa. Whoa. (laughing) I think some
love making went on in here. (crew laughing) – I think some love making-
– Whoa. Ooh. – This is my son's room. Oh. (chuckles)
– (laughs) Oh, oh, yeah. All right, nice little
office situation here. What we got in here? Oh.
– It's the JO closet. – (laughing) Nice. – The VO booth. – The JO booth. That's where I charge up JO silver. – Charge up my crystals in there. You got anything in this oven? Nope, okay. All right, just checking. – Sometimes people leave things. Sometimes people leave things. – Sometimes you got, you
know, some eggplant in there. They're making baba ganoush
and then they forgot about it. All right. (chuckles) I made baba ganoush last night, I did. – Wow. – I did, at home.

I really did. And it's very delicious. You throw a couple eggplants
in the oven at 500 degrees and just let 'em roast. – Just like flipping houses. – Just like flipping houses. – We need to go make
a decision right here. – All right. Okay. More modern materials and extras will be a better match
for kitchen furniture. Leather furniture is stylish. So it seems like, what's her name? Is her name-
– I don't care. – Cynthia loves killing animals. That's what I'm getting. She wants a lot of leather furniture. – No.
– No. I think we're going more
modern materials and, yeah. Going with the man on this one. – This is a man's job after all. – This is a man's job so
we're gonna pick the man here.

Yes, I'm absolutely sure of that choice.
– We should have a show. – We should absolutely-
– Called "The Man Show." – (chuckles) It won't be a problem at all. (Spencer laughing) Here.
– Pick sell it. – You think I should sell this? – Yeah, right-click. – Ooh, I get 620 bucks. And it's leather, so screw it. Yeah, we don't want these, right? – No, no. – Yeah, those are stupid. What about this? – (beep) it. – Okay, wait. That's immoral? – Yeah, it wasn't ours to sell. – So- – What kind of walls are you feeling? Maybe like a steel gray? – Like a steel gray.

I'll get a large of that 'cause we'll do a lot of
steel gray in here, right? – Okay, yeah, can I get a large? – Yeah, can I supersize that paint? Okay, getting some steel gray in there. – I don't think you
really hit it very hard. You gotta really slurp it up. Oh, yeah, see?
– Ooh. Oh, that was hot.
– You want to get pregnant. – Yeah, I don't wanna half
chub this paint brush. You know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? – Yeah. (Shayne and Spencer laughing) – Spencer, do you know what I mean? (Shayne laughing)
– Please, please. So it looks like we're painting this gray kind of just a
darker gray. (chuckles) – Yeah, but it's definitely better than this bull (beep) gray it had before.
– Yeah, it's getting bunkered. – Yeah, this is giving… They thought the world was
gonna end, and then it didn't, and then they felt stupid.
– Mmhmm.

– Do you think doomsday preppers, like, when they just die of old age, do you think they're sitting
there like, "(beep)"? – (chuckles) Is that the gold? – Damn, everything worked out. That sucks.
– On some level, they want the world to end. – I gotta feel like, at a certain point, if you commit enough, you're like, "Ah, I hope the
nuclear holocaust happens." – Yeah, you're not doing it for like, you're doing it for an
I-told-you-so moment. – Yeah. – Granted, I understand
the appeal of, like, a good I-told-you-so moment at the cost of billions of lives. – See, I just wanna paint that. Just wanna paint that. Just wanna paint that. That's fine. No one's gonna worry about that, right? – Yeah, that's like a
little "Among Us" guy. – Yeah, it's just a little
"Among Us" guy right there.

When's it gonna say that I
modified the walls well enough? – See, you got 49 out of 180. – Holy (beep). I've forgot how hard this job is. (Shayne and Spencer laughing) – Yeah, why don't we just
start buying furniture? This is kind of getting sucky. – You know, this is the part
that I think is pointless. – Enormous wood table.
– Enormous wood table. – What color do we want? Black wood. – You thinking black? – Yeah. – We're really moderning
this up, you know, like. – What if you chopped a tree in half and it was black inside? – (exhales) Then you're cursed. – I'd be scared. – I don't really know
the feng shui of this. Oh, that's satisfying. (Shayne and Spencer laughing) – Pink? – Thinking pink? – Yeah.
– Let's do it. That looks good. That looks real good. Yep. Give the people what they want. Perfect. – This looks like a West Elm showroom. – Yeah. Ooh, I could go with a
blue, violet, brown, green. – I like the green.

– Let's do the green. I guess, right here is where it has to go. – Yeah, we can move this stuff later. I mean, I just place it and then I kind of come back and move it. – Okay, good idea. – The rug's really gonna
tie this room together. – You know, you're absolutely right. – The yellow one's giving "Clueless." – You're thinking that one? – Yeah. – Let's do it. – Let's go large, (beep) it. Our money.
– We'll get them (beep) large.

It's not my money. – Ooh, with the pink? That looks terrible. (chuckles) – That looks real bad. Oh, yeah. (Shayne and Spencer chuckling) It's giving "Caddyshack." (Shayne and Spencer laughing) This is sexy. – Let's put it in front
of their bathroom door. They're not using it. – They don't need it. – We didn't even know we had one. – We had one, yeah. Got a painting here.

We're getting large.
– Gray derangement. Oh, put it on the ceiling. – Hold on.
– Like a college kid. (Spencer and Shayne vocalizing) Oh, but I can't? Okay.
– Oh yeah. Ooh.
– Oh yeah. Oh yeah. (Spencer laughing) (laughs) Oh yeah. – But if we put enough of those, we don't have to paint the walls. – That's such a good point. That painting you've got. There we go. – Oh, I love it coming
off the wall a little. – You know, that's a new thing. I've been reading about that
in "Harper's Bazaar" that… Look at that, we matched
them up perfectly. See, that's… Look, what a view. What a view. What a color scheme. – Something about this
is oddly working for me. – I know, it really is. It's giving Legoland. – Yeah. (laughs) These are big Lego, or like "Mario." – Yeah, I was gonna say Nintendo. – We can lay a couple tiles. – Porcelain mosaic. – Yeah, they all look kind of like (beep). – Yeah, they all look bad. Do I do like this? – Okay, sure.
– Yeah. – Maybe a backsplash,
like a kitchen backsplash.

– Yeah, like, just make
it look real (beep). – The one place we painted, this is great. (Shayne and Spencer laughing) Wow. Really, you know, covering
up our work from earlier. Oh, lay floor tiles. These are floor. – That's how Reddit would say wall tiles back in, like, 2013. Lay wall tiles.
– Lay wall tiles. (Shayne and Spencer chuckling) (Shayne snoring) (Shayne and Spencer laughing) Just actively like, (snoring). If you've ever laid wall tiles, you know, it's the easiest (beep) you've ever done in your whole life. – Bro, I was laying tile last night. (Shayne chuckling) – So luckily it's done. We don't need to do that last one. (Shayne and Spencer laughing) That can stay like that. – Yeah, yeah, then we're good. We're good.
– We're good, we're moving on. Paint with the color… Oh, we're not doing that (beep). Lay floor tiles. Floor panel-
– We can put down some tiles. I don't know if we'll do
the whole house, but, like. – (sighs) Okay.

– See how big these tiles? Like, click and drag, maybe? Like, how much can you click and drag? Oh. Okay. Ooh, it's that easy.
– Good, good. Yeah, good, good. Oh, see, this is how they do it now. – Yeah.
– I learned this in Spain. Boom. A little boop.
– Yeah. We call this, like, shading. – Yeah. – And also you don't have
to put it under furniture 'cause, like, who's gonna see it? – It's true.

That's a hack that you
learn as a house flipper. You don't have to worry
about anything that's hidden. If you don't see it,
don't even think about it. – Out of sight, out of mind. – That's right. I've never been in an attic before. It's not a necessary place. – Why are you, as a man,
going into an attic? – Exactly. – Oh, we gotta make a decision
in the office with the booth. – Oh, yeah.

Well, I know who we're going with. (Shayne and Spencer laughing) I didn't even read 'em. (crew laughing) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Ed. (laughs) – Yeah, up top, brother. – (laughs) Nice, JO booth, brother. (Shayne and Spencer laughing) – She's like, "This is
gonna be my child's room." – I'm saying we could turn-
– Yeah, brother, JO booth. – We could turn it into a nursery. Nah, man. – (chuckles) That's pretty nerdy. – We're not having children
when I'm using my JO booth. Got a nice little desk there. I'm genuinely going to
fix some (beep) in here. This is actually bothering
my brain more, like. – I see, you look out the window. – Look out the window
there, which is great. That's great for productivity. The large desk lamp, you know, fap. Oh, lame. And then carpet time. Purple, large. Boom.
(Spencer laughing) Aw, it doesn't fit. Furniture. – Should we open up some walls? – We should open up
some walls, but first… Okay. Right. No, wait, no. Oh, okay.
– Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, like a little obstacle.

– I think, I think… Oh, yeah, you're right. People love this. – Like a floating sink feature. – That's really great, you know, 'cause it adds versatility to this office. Now you can cook in here, and
you got the stove right there. You know, it's like a built-in heater. – You can light your
cigarette on the stove. – Exactly. And then we need to figure out something for this JO booth in here. – Yeah, a fish aquarium. – Fish aquarium in the JO booth? Let's see, hold on.
– Oh, darts. – Darts, oh, yeah, yeah.
– Darts and JO? – He wanted darts and JO.

Oh, that's awesome. – Put a couple in there. – Okay, you want a couple in there? Yeah.
– Yeah. – [Both] Whoa. Whoa. – Awesome, so we got three
dartboards in the JO room. Feel like, ooh, survival. No, thanks. – (laughs) The light machine gun. – No, we don't, but we do need food. – I, personally, peanut butter guy. – Well, let's get a jar of pickles. I like how it says pickled cucumbers as if you don't just call those pickles.

Emergency food. Large container of emergency food? – You don't ever know how
long the session's gonna last. – You know, (laughs). He's been in there for two days. (Spencer laughing) – Should we just give him,
like, an empty bucket? – (laughs) A plastic barrel. – Yeah, that's some
"Breaking Bad," Shayne. – (laughs) Oh my god. All right. – Imagine like, "Oh, yeah, you can throw that (beep) in the closet." – (laughs) Yeah? "Oh, yeah, what's in there? Oh my god." There we go. Nice. – Okay, we're approaching
our budget limit. – Yeah, but, you know, this…

Do you know how much
value it adds to a house if you have a fully stocked JO room? Any man walks into this house and they look at that, and they go, "Wow." – Respect.
– Respect. – You're immediately
respecting your fellow man. – I am putting a down
payment on it right now. – I still think we
should knock down a wall. – I agree. Like, maybe open up the booth.
– You know what, actually- – Let's tunnel.
– You know what we… Yeah, I agree. 'Cause look at this.
(bricks crunching) Oh.
– Ooh.

– Ah. Mm, mm. – Yeah, let's see where this leads. – Where does this go? Playing "Minecraft" now. (chiming music) Hidden-
– What? (Shayne and Spencer laughing)
(crew laughing) – [Crew Member] Just
stick with this house. This is all we're doing for this video. – Oh my god. Holy crap. – We found the other JO booth. (Shayne laughing)
(crew laughing) – This JO booth is turning into a JO home. (Shayne and Spencer laughing) A JO base. (chuckles) – Bro, are we the JO brothers? – (laughs) That is hilarious. I'm gonna get rid of this barrel because we're gonna need a bigger barrel. (Spencer chuckling)
(crew laughing) – I'm not going down there.
– Oh, holy crap.

– Is there a light? Does that light turn on? – Maybe we can buy a light here. Let's see. – Let's buy the Chill. Oh, Good Vibes. – Good Vibes. Or we could buy one of these absolutely insane "Welcome to my JO base." (Spencer laughs) – Oh, there's a light switch. – Oh, shoot. Okay. All right.
– This is awesome. – This is really cool. All right, heck yes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. – I would start selling
some of this stuff. – Yeah. – I know you can't see it, but- – We don't need to see it. Oh, that would be immoral? You didn't even know it existed. (Spencer laughs) Oh, wait, I can sell trash.
– Trash. – You know, that's-
– Hey, one man's trash. – You know what? This basement does not belong to them. This basement belongs to us.
– Yeah, we live here now. Let's buy some guns. (Shayne laughs)
(crew laughing) Well, we're definitely
gonna need some (beep) tuna.

– We're gonna get a lot of tuna. Actually, let's save the tuna. Let's get some more lights. We need to light this place up. – So we can see the tuna. – Turn on light. Boom.
– Whoa. – Oh, and I placed it
directly above the couch. – And then you come down here, and it's just a completely
dark room with a black couch and it says "good vibes" above. (Shayne laughing) – If you ever find yourself in a basement that looks like this, you need to turn around and go away.

Unless we're there, in which case it's chill.
– Then it's chill. Then it's chill. All right, boom. – Ah, for the crowd. – All right, everybody go to the basement. I have a trick to show you. (Shayne and Spencer laughing) Jesus. – Oh, he's down in the
basement doing his tricks. (Shayne laughing)
(crew laughing) – We are gonna need a lot of tuna. Hold on. – And ammo. – (chuckles) Jesus.
(crew laughing) Oh, yeah, we're getting
an aquarium for down here. – Big one. – Big aquarium tucked right under there. Nice.
– Yeah. – That's where we get the tuna. What is this?
(Spencer gasps) Oh, yeah. – It's from the new "Chainsaw Man." Why does he have a fez on? – (laughs) I don't know. Let's not ask too many questions. But you can put him right there. – Have him face the
wall, like Blair Witch. – (laughs) Blair Witch? Blair Witch turkey. – No, have him waiting at
the bottom of the stairs. (Shayne laughs) – Wait, I have a dumb visual.

(Shayne and Spencer laughing) Just, like, (panting) oh my god. (Spencer screams)
(Shayne screams) (chuckles) Dude. – I would watch a marker player play this. – It's feeling pretty
empty here in the middle. Oh, they want a foosball table, right? – Yeah. – I think I'm actually-
– They call it table soccer. They want us to fit
both of these down here? – That's freaking crazy. We got all this tuna. All right, well.
(Spencer chuckles) – Well, you put the tuna on the table. – You put the tuna on the table. And what's nice is you're
gonna be playing pool and you go like, (imitates
billiards cue tapping) and then you just keep playing
billiards while eating tuna. That's good. This looks incredible. – Good vibes all around, I'd say. – Good vibes. (turkey screaming) (uplifting music) All right, so we're back at HQ. (sighs) – That went pretty well. – That went so much better
than I was expecting. And, I mean, I had high
hopes, I was confident in us, and then it turned out even better. – And now we get to fix this house up.

– Nah. So we completed the job. We worked even more hours
and it really came together. We came back here, but we haven't heard back
from the owners in a minute. So we're gonna go back 'cause
we need to get our money. And we do have a sledgehammer, so we have means of
getting our money back. I haven't heard from Ed and Cynthia, not sure what their deal
is, but they need to pay us. Well, that's weird.
– Maybe they have pets. – Maybe they have pets and they died. All right. Oh, okay. Well, this is interesting.

Interesting setup there, huh. Okay. Okay. Looking good. All right, so we… I like that we, you know, we decided to have this
be an accent piece. You know, the nice little
chicken with sunglasses. But we didn't want too many of them. Bathroom's kind of unimportant. – Oh, sorry. – Yep, sorry about that. Not too much there. Still got the paint here. You know, after painting, we decided that the paint
bucket adds a nice aroma. Oh, by the way, emergency bat, important. Very important. Because if a burglar gets in, they can grab the bat and then
they can burgle you better. – They kill me faster. – And that's the thing. If a burglar gets in, it's not that you wanna fight
back, you wanna be safe, you want them to just end you immediately. – Yeah. – So here is our JO booth, which, as you know, then, we have… Hmm, this is interesting. You know, we got rid of these.
(ominous music) I'm not sure how they got back, but they have not eaten our
nuts or tuna, so they can stay.

Look, I'm crowd surfing. (Spencer chuckling)
Crowd surfing. Neat, lovely, little
addition to this home. And still got the kitchen
unit in the office. Huge. And, yeah, it really came together. Really, really gorgeous. Ed and Cynthia are nowhere to be seen, so I'm starting to think
that those are not pets, that Ed and Cynthia have
been buried and they're dead. Which means this is our house now. – I say we start anew here. (rock music) So, guys, if you'd like to
see the continuing adventures of the house guys. – Of the house flippers.
– The JO bros. – The JO bros. Then let us know in the comments. Let us know if you have any critiques on how we used our interior design skills.

Let us know what you
would've done differently. And this is a million bucks now. This is a million-dollar home. So, guys, there are gonna
be two videos below. Maybe you'll see some
of us doing other jobs. I know Damien and Tommy, I think they've been doing
a little trucking lately. – Ooh. – And let us know what other jobs you'd like to see us
take on in the future. – That's right. We're always down to take on new jobs. Steve Jobs. – Feet jobs. (Shayne laughing) (screen beeps) – It's okay, I got a good
aim, you guys, right now. I'm getting-
– Courtney, please, how do I get my ammo?
– They're attacking me. They're coming right for me, no.

– [Daniel] I'm coming,
I'm coming, I'm coming. (upbeat electronic music) – Guys, it may sound like bad
news that we're leaving Smosh, but I promise you, it's with good reason. I know, Arasha and Daniel, my two besties, we're pursuing greater things. That's right.
– Greater, greater. – You wouldn't download a car, but you could pirate DVDs. And that is the next best thing, guys.

It's all about this, bro. – A live performance at Denny's. – And "Herbie: Fully Loaded," starring Lindsay Lohan and a VW Bug. – "Babe" number one on DVD in Spanish. – So come along with us as
we continue pirating DVDs. And it's not illegal to
like and subscribe to Smosh. So go ahead and do that right now. All right, you guys ready? – Hit it. – Oh, this isn't Best Buy. (screen beeps) – Hurry. – Daniel, why do you sound like that? – Argh, we're really kind
of pirates now, aren't we? – What the? What happened to my DVDs?
– Really kind of pirates now, aren't we?
– What happened to my hand? What happened to my hand? – Whoa, that's a crazy
mod on that pirate hook. – Ahoy, here.
(crew laughing) – I guess, our mistake,
we're actually pirates today. – That's pretty baller, I see. Ho, ho, ho, ho, hey, argh.
– Argh. – Honestly, this is
gonna be a lot more fun.

Do you guys wanna create
your pirate personas or your skurvsonas?
– Skursonas. – Skursonas, argh.
– Skursonas. – It's gonna be-
– I want mine to have lots of skurvy on him.
– Over here. – Wait, wait, can we come
up with pirate names? – Yes. – I want a pirate name. Wait, I want to change my clothes, then come up with a
pirate name for myself. – Hashtag Rargh. – There's no hashtag, Rargh.
(everyone laughing) – I'm really happy you're in my crew. (Arasha gasps)
(crew laughing) – That's insane.

– [Courtney] I really am happy that you guys are in my crew.
– Where did you get that? – She pulled a flower out of her ass. – We're on an island with many plants on it.
– What? Hold on, okay, biceps. Courtney, you look hot. – Thank you, feeling pretty beefy today. – Miss Beef.
– Seriously. – I will be your beefy captain. – Captain Beef. – Beef. – Captain Beef. – Beef. – Let me see if I have any
quests with me already. – Wait, we need a crew name
before we go on a quest. – (gasps) So true. – We need a crew name. – You guys, pick, pick, pick. – The… – Um… The Booty Searchers. – The Booty Searchers, I'm down. – We search for booty and gold. – Arasha, what should we name this boat? – It's called The Crusader. – Oh, I love that for us.
– The Crusader? – Ye hold say it to her. – [Arasha] Ye hold. – Is this our quest board? – I'm taking some quests. – Okay, you take the quests
and we'll just follow. You're captain. Why is your gun on fire? – I worked really hard on this game.

Played five hours a day
during the pandemic. (laughs) – That's pretty baller. Okay, okay. – It's gonna be so fun, you guys. It's like a road trip on an ocean. – Can we shoot cannonballs? – Yes, you can. You just have to load
them in like real life. – Oh my-
– Can we climb into the cannon and just shoot each other off? – I like the way you think.
– Yes. – I like that.
– Literally, yes. – I like that. – Okay, I'm climbing in. – Okay, get in. No, get in the… How do we get in? Oh my gosh. – [Courtney] You have to
go up to the front of it. Here, look, that's right.
– All right. – Launch me, launch me.
– You just disappeared.

– Launch me.
– Is that you, that feather? – [Daniel] Launch me. – There's-
– Ooh. (Daniel yelling) – You're kind of far away, but if you find a mermaid, the mermaid will bring
you back to our ship. – There's a mermaid. – You see a mermaid?
– Oh, yeah. Wait, how do I go? Oh, they're swimming up?
– Where's my quests? – Take me back to my ship, please. – This is crazy. I feel like we're really
following Courtney in the game. (Arasha gasps) – [Daniel] Oh my goodness.

– Is that supposed to be a cat? – Excuse me?
(crew laughing) Don't shoot. Ah! (Courtney laughing) – It was a panic reaction. I'm sorry, I just-
– (laughs) It does look- – [Daniel] It was a panic reaction. – He's a little scrappy. – Daniel, your back.
– Oh. – No. – His name is Shidded. Leave him alone.
– Keep him away from me. – [Daniel] Wait, what's his name? (laughs) – He's Shidded, all right.

He's Shidded. – Get me Shidded. – Okay, I somehow don't
have quests right now, so I have to get off
the ship and get some. – Wait-
– It's nighttime. – Wait, Arasha, it's cuter
when you pick him up. It really is.
– Oh my god. – Let's put him in the cannon, okay? Let's put him in the cannon.
– Yes, put him in the cannon. – Oh my god, we can load Shidded.
– You can do that. Yeah, you can do that. – Arasha, do the honors and launch him. – I would love nothing more.
– Launch him. Salute. – All right, is he in there?
– Salute to Shidded? Salute to Shid? – [Courtney] Salute to Shidded. – To Shidded. – To Shidded. (cannon booms) – Oh my god, I can't believe I had to
watch that happen just now. Okay, crew.
– Come on, here we go.

– Time for a quick voyage lesson. Look up, you see the wind? – Indeed.
– See. – That's the direction the wind's blowing. When we're going somewhere, it's usually nice to have the sails down and the wind's being caught by 'em. I'm lowering a sail right now.
– Okay. – You can set the sail's
length and set the angle. So you guys are gonna be
setting the sail's angle. I'm gonna be steering, okay?
– Okay, okay. – One last thing I need you guys to do. – Yes, aye, yes, Captain. – Up at the front there's a wheel. A wheel that's laying flat. – Yes, Captain. – Push it to the limit.
– Raise anchor. – [Courtney] Yeah, thank
you, raise anchor. (laughs) ♪ Push it, push it ♪ ♪ To the limit, limit ♪ – [Courtney] And if you guys
push together, it goes faster. – Can we sing sea shanties while we quest? – Yes, you can. – Okay. Do we have to make one up or will the game give us a sea shanty? – Uh… – I'm gonna put headphones on so I can hear the sea shanties. – [Arasha] Oh, uh… – [Daniel] But how long do
we need to push this anchor? – Oh, it's hard being a pirate.

I think we're headed
straight for the island with treasure on it. – How do we know which
island has treasure on it? – I have the map. I'm gonna ask one of you to drop anchor in a few moments.
– Dropping anchor, Captain. – Not yet, not yet. – Oh, no, okay. – Once we get to this island. – Ahoy. – You guys are such great crew members. ♪ If we go out to the ship tonight ♪ ♪ I don't know the rest of the words ♪ ♪ But that sounds right ♪ (Courtney chuckles) ♪ What shall we do with a drunken sailor ♪ – All right, we might wanna drop anchor in a few moments.
– Oh my god, dropping anchor. Oh, wait, now?
– Oh, oh. – Oh, it's stopping. Am I dropping?
– Yeah, yeah, hold it. And now. – Okay, dropping anchor. Can we crash the boat into the island? – You can, yeah.
– Okay. – And you have to repair it and stuff. – Oh, we gotta do it all.
– Goodness gracious. – I wanna do a manual
labor scene, but not today. – I'm gonna ring this
garlic knot real quick.

– So we're a little ways
off, but that's okay. It's kind of safe to do it this way. It's kind of safe to do it this way. You wanna swim to shore? And I have the map? – I'm gonna cliff-dive from up here. – I'm down for that, too. Let's do that instead. – Meet me up here, you guys. – [Daniel] I'm coming. – You know what? Bring Shidded. We've made up. – Wait, Shidded? I'm not going back down for Shidded. I won't lie, I'm not doing it. – Shidded will figure it out. – He'll get up here.
– He'll get up here. – Okay.
– Let me just- – Hey, friend?
– Let's go. – We're missing our beefy captain. – Oh, Miss Beef.
– There we go. – Captain Beef. She smells like beef, not us.
– Her name is beef. – We're not the beef.
– Click left stick down if you wanna swim really hard. – Oh, we thought you were
gonna jump off with us. – Oh.
– Okay, well, wait, we'll go without her.
– Hang on. Well, now I actually… I have a great shot of
you guys jumping off, so.

– Okay.
– Jump ship. Whoa.
– Hey. – Wow. – Whoa, that was beautiful.
– That's baller. – That looked very freeing.
– Chills, chills. – [Daniel] Can I breathe underwater? – Something cool. – No.
– Okay. – You'll be able to hear your guy, like, going, (groans), like that.
– Gasp for air? All right. – What will he sound like? – Yeah, one more time? (Courtney groaning) – No, no, not choking.
– That's a good impression. – Just get ready 'cause sometimes there's
skeletons and snakes and things that-
– I would love that. – Not sometimes. All the time, 100% of the time. – Skeletons? – And snakes.
– But there's barrels with supplies. We need wood. We need cannons. We need food to heal, because it's basically
Minecraft, but pirate. – Okay, are we splitting
up to find each thing? Are we going in a group? – What do you guys like? I like going in a group, but-
– Okay, as a group. – [Arasha] Oh, that's the team. – I should probably go
where you guys are going. – Ooh, fish.

– [Courtney] Whoa, baby. – There's fish down under, y'all. Oh, a shark. – (gasps) A shark. There's a shark?
– There's a shark. – Ah.
– I shot the shark. – [Courtney] You can,
like, hit the shark, maybe. – I'm shooting the shark. – Oh, why is the shark
in such a shallow area? That's so rude. – Wait, I'm gonna kill it. Oh, there's two. His sister.
– Oh. – I'm out of ammo. Okay, am I out of ammo? – Oh god. Oh, is she coming? – [Daniel] Did I have limited bullets? – I got you. I got you, Beef. – You do. – [Daniel] No one told
me I limited bullets. – Rude, that's so rude.
– How do I get my ammo? – It's okay, I got a good
aim, you guys, right now.

– I'm getting-
– Courtney, please, how do I get my ammo?
– They're attacking me. They're coming right for me, no. – [Daniel] I'm coming,
I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm coming, I'm coming.
– (sobbing) Offer soul? – Ah, ah.
– There's pigs here. – Get outta here, you damn dogs. – [Courtney] I'll revive you, I'm coming. – Ah! – [Arasha] I'm gonna give my soul to the Ferryman.
– Just to the Ferryman. – Me versus the sea. Ah! I've been waiting for this. Ah. – All right, you're good. Come on, come on up. Press A and hold it.
– I definitely just killed two sharks all up.
– Oh, thank you. – Press and hold A. Oh, you killed a shark. Good job.
– I killed two sharks.

– Look, they're shark meat.
– Thanks, guys. I was trying to protect you, but then- – I protected you.
– Yeah. – I protected your corpse. – Yeah, thanks, Beef. – Please, and how do
I get more ammunition? – There's ammo chests around. – Okay.
– Ammo chests. All right, Beef, and I
guess that makes Daniel… Wanna be like Tofu or Chorizo?
– Uh-oh, I hear a skeleton.

– I wanna be Chorizo. I wanna be Chorizo. Chorizo or Booty. Nothing too- – [Arasha] I guess they are both protein. – Watch out. – [Daniel] My god, they have completely different
skeletons than I have. – I was like, "We're on land. How'd the shark follow us?" – Oh, look, here's an
ammo chest over here. So we gotta look at the map. – Oh, Shidded came with us.
– Oh, I thought there was- – He's here? – Shidded literally came with us. – [Courtney] All right,
that's pretty sick.

– He's growing on me. He's growing on me,
that little ugly thing. – Okay, is this the ammo chest? – What the (beep) is that? (crew laughing) – Fire bomb, bananas.
– Is that a pig? Why is it cuter than Shidded? – [Daniel] Why are you pretending to not know what all of these animals are? – Hey.
– You know what they are. – Oh, there's two of them.
– This is so fun for me seeing somebody experiencing
this game for the first time. – They're like massive Guinea pigs. Why are you swimming? Come here, come here. – Okay, I'm gonna go hunt. I'm gonna go find the pigs
with Arasha, I'm not gonna lie. – They're fun. – [Courtney] All right,
let me look at this map. – Can we pick it up?
– See, they're cute.

– (chuckles) It's so much cuter
than Shidded, you're right. – That's what I'm saying. – Oh, wait, I'm hungry, too. I'm gonna kill the other one.
– Oh, oh, hey, there is a ghost pirate. – Would you like some meat, fair lady? – This is new. I've never seen this before.
– Would you like some pork? – This is what they must have meant. – Oh, somebody's hurting me, too. – Oh, there's a bunch of 'em. Oh, what?
– And I'm dead. – Here, let me revive you.
– Would you like a wee bit of my hand?
– Not great playing with a hook after all. – Don't hit me, don't
hit me, don't hit me. No, they're hitting me and I'm- – Guys, they're just hungry.
– Okay. – They're just hungry. They're starved.
– Offer them the other thing. – I'm trying.

Wait, Captain, why are you running? – Because I gotta eat something. – Why are you running? Is she dead then? – She'll come back to the ship. This is crazy. Who just threw that slime at me? – Captain, have some of my ham. Can I feed you? I'm offering this to you.
– This is insane. – Thank you, ah.
– Have it, eat it. Oh, she doesn't want it. That's fine, I'll eat it. (suspenseful music)
– I'm all alone. – Wait, wait.
– I'm sweating. – How do get Arasha's body? – Even freaking Shidded
isn't even on here. Come on now. – You're on the ghost ship now. So there's gonna be a door on the back of the ship that opens up that's, like, glowing white.

– Help. – There's a snake. There's a ghost. I am slaying. – Yeah, slay, dude.
– Slay. – All right, on the
north end of the island is where the first X is. Let's get there before
something else tries to kill us. – Like snakes?
– Yeah, we've got lots of enemies.
– Die. Ye old.
(Courtney laughing) – All right, hopefully-
– Ye old. – Hopefully, this shark
doesn't come and get me. – Go to the north end. You have your compass. You know how to get your compass, right? (water splashing) Arasha? – Yeah, no. – Come to this side of the rock. I need you to dig. – Wait, there's no X.
– Same thing, it's bumper. There is no real X. It's just on the map, but this is- ♪ Hidey, ho, dig ♪ – It only takes one dig. Or is it three? I can't remember.
– I'll help.

♪ Dig, dig, dig ♪
– Find it here? – [Courtney] Think it's
around here somewhere. ♪ Hidey, hidey, ho ♪ – I think you'll hear a thump
if you get the right spot. ♪ Hidey, hidey, ho ♪
– Oh god, oh god. – Someone defend me while I dig, please? – Got it, got it, got it. – We do not get paid enough for this. – Inconsiderate. ♪ Heedy, hidey, hordy, hidey ♪ – Stop it.
– Gosh, he's spooky. – Sorry.
♪ Hardy, hidey, hordy, ho ♪ ♪ Herdy, herdy, hoo ♪ ♪ Digging and I dig and I dig and move ♪ – Okay.
– Oh, my renowned. Okay, I don't care about that.
– Oh, boy. – But I want the treasure.
– We're renowned. – You found it. – [Daniel] Oh, did I? – Oh, I thought I heard the thump. Okay. – So this digging takes a minute, okay. – Oh, hey, wait-
– That's one thing. That's what we just got from
killing that pirate captain. – [Arasha] A bounty skull? – So you have to hold that
and carry that to the ship. All right, I'm gonna make sure we're at the right spot.
– Now? – 'Cause I've been digging for days.

– [Courtney] You really have. Maybe it's over here.
– Here I go. – [Courtney] Here, let
me show you the map. And then can you help me? – Can I look at it closer? Or is it just… Wait, there's two Xs. There's one on both sides.
– Yeah, we're at the top one right now.
– Okay. (atmosphere whooshing)
– Oh, what was that sound? – [Arasha] Do I need to take this to the deck?
– Wait, we need to find the little pier thingy, which is- – Oh.
– Oh my goodness.

– Okay.
– You guys good? – This is the opposite of being ghosted. – You're being attacked by ghosts. We're being ghosted. Let me look at that map again. We're at the top one.
– Yeah. – So that's the bridge pier? – Is there a place I need to put this
villainous bounty skull? – Like, we're pretty close. – Yeah, we're definitely… I think it might be right here. – That's what I was thinking, too. – On the other side of the pier thing. – Anywhere? I'm just gonna… Oh my god, the rat. – [Daniel] Do we need
to get right on the… Oh, I found some grubs. – All right, guys, I'm coming back. – Okay, maybe it's, like, here. – [Daniel] We should just dig
all around this big old rock. (ground thumps)
(Courtney gasps) – I found one.
– You found treasure.

– [Daniel] Was that in our first spot? – No, this was like a ways away. – Beefy.
– Okay, let's open the crate. Oh, it's got just a bunch of wood. – Is there a way for me to
betray the group and run away and start my own crew with this?
– That was it. – How could you say that? – Is that an option? – If you put that on our ship, we can bring that back to
the island and sell it all, and we all get the money. – Hey, who hurt me?
– Captain? Captain Beef?
– Snake. – There's beef in this party.
– Snake. – Okay, so should I take this
treasure back to the ship? – Yeah.
– Or should I take it- (atmosphere booms) – Oh, uh-oh, was that a cannon? – She's blasting crates. – Uh, no. – She's just blasting crates. – I think something was attacking us, but I killed it.
– That's crazy. Oh my god, thank you. – So, victory, let's move on.

– Thank you, Arasha. Oh my god.
– You're welcome. – So I'm not gonna follow
you all to the next treasure, I'm just gonna take this to the ship? – Hey, I'm right behind you. – Okay, well, you need
to protect me while I go. – I did, I did. I just killed, like, two snakes. Ghost skeleton.
– Well, I'm gonna follow to the next piece of treasure, but I have no way to defend myself. Take this to the ship. – Okay. – I'm gonna go protect our captain. No, take the box. – Oh, what did I take? – Not the box. Now I'm getting jumped by ghosts. – All right, I'm grabbing this. – Take it. I'm gonna go defend
myself and our captain. – See, pirating is hard. – Like a real crew member should do. I'm right behind you.
– Okay, I think we're getting close to
where the treasure is? – I'm almost near death.

(atmosphere booms) – Okay, that's all the- – Oh, can you revive me?
– Oh, there's multiple ghosts. I got this, I got this. I'm gonna clear the area first. – [Courtney] Good call, good call. – Wait, why are our boat
looking prettier in the morning? – [Daniel] Ah! (Courtney laughing) – [Arasha] Did we always
have that pink stallion in the front? – Yeah, the stallion.
– The. – Shidded just watches us
die and watches us fight.

Doesn't do anything. – I'm alive and have banana. – I don't know how I'm
climbing this ladder with a full-ass box in my hand.
– Do we have blunder bombs? – Yes, all bombs. – [Daniel] Fire bombs? – Every bomb. – I actually can't collect any more, so it's fine.
– That's fine. – Okay.
– I want the fruit. – Okay, I'm gonna put
this down by the skull, unless the rat ate it. – Okay, so that's the big rock. This is the big rock, and it needs to be on a little path. – [Crew Member] Just start digging. – [Daniel] That's what I'm saying. – Okay, Captain Rob'em Stothard is here- – I'm the swimmer.
– So we're gonna deal with them right now.
– All right.

– Okay, is that a boss? – All right.
– Yeah, all right. – But he spawned between a
bunch of trees and rocks, so he's kinda (beep). – I'm taking range. – [Courtney] Oh, (giggles) get away. – Aye.
– Nice. Teamwork, teamwork there.
– Guys, get a skull, get a skull. Yo, we just stuck around long enough to get another skull, bro. And he gave us a quest. – And a gold pouch.
– Bing, bong. – What does this do? What does the skull do? – You gotta take it back to the ship. – We gotta sell it. It's worth a hell of money, bro. – We gotta take it back to the boat. – It's making me feel things. – We just might have to give up on this fricking treasure, guys. – That's bright.
– Look, guys, no, no, hey- – Oh, found it.

Literally just found it.
– Great, perfect. I think it was 'cause I
motivated you right now. ♪ All alone at sea ♪ – Oh no, it's my ex. – (laughs) The one who ghosted you? – To the boat.
– We have treasure, we have supplies. Let's head back to port. Let's raise anchor.
– That's hot. – Oh, raising anchor. – We are gonna ram into this ghost ship 'cause that's the best way to kill him. – Show you all what I have.

– Wait, can we board the ghost ship? – Yeah.
– I think I should steer. – Go for it. – And then I think you
should go get that wood. And then, I don't know,
where are we heading to? – And what can I do, Chorizo and Beef?
– That skeleton ship to the left. – To the left. Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
– And I can keep watch. – You can keep watch. – Load the cannons. – Load the cannon, look at the ocean.
– I shall load the cannons.

– Okay, we are approaching skeleton ship. I'm going to line up
the right side cannons. – Okay. – Right side cannons, Arasha. – Right side.
– Right side cannons. – Heard.
– Okay. – Heard.
– Her or heard? – Heard.
– Heard. – She said heard, you thought I said her. – Heard.
– Okay. – Thank you.
– Okay, we're approaching once again. – All right, we're getting really cozy. – All right, right side
cannons, prepare to engage. – Prepared, sir. – Preparing.
– Okay. Now launch either a
cannonball or a human being.

– Here we go. Cannon being launched.
– Yeah, we got him. – Okay, we're hooked.
– Yeah! – Oh my god, we got a hit. Okay, I'm circling around. Circling around.
– Ah, right. – [Daniel] Bringing the
right side cannons… Wait, our turn radius is so bad. Our turn radius is not good.
– Getting another cannonball. – [Daniel] Oh my goodness. – Stay close on the left.
– Oh, they're shooting us. – [Daniel] Oh my goodness. – Oh, boy.
– Owwie, ouchie. – Ahoy there, ye ghost skeleton ship. We've come to (beep) on you.
– Nice.

– Launch (beep) into the cannons. – [Courtney] Oh, dang, accident. – Oh, we're raining-
(ship crashes) Hey, we got some perfectly lined up shots. – We're just gonna build our ship the best.
– Perfectly lined up shots. – I'm loading the fire bomb. – Blast 'em.
– I'm getting seasick. – Blast 'em.
– You missed. – I did?
– It went right over the ship. – Well, that's all right. – It went right over the ship.

– I've got another one.
– Do not miss. It went over the ship, Arasha. – I've got a cannonball, I'm going in. – Blast it, there we go. Ram it.
– Okay, and there's some- – I'm loading another
cannonball, here we go. Bam! – [Daniel] Bam, okay, okay. – Loading another cannon ball. – Blast 'em.
– Bam! – This is good.
– Blast 'em. – Loading another cannon ball. – Sergeant Beef, what
are you doing down there? – Bam!
– I'm, uh, just hanging out. – How many cannons do I get?
– What is going on down there, Beef? We are made to fight.
– This ship is fine. This ship is fine. – [Daniel] Okay, the ship's fine. I take your word for it. – I just have an unlimited
amount of cannons.

– Arasha, get on that ship.
– I'm doing good, y'all. – Get on that ship and start scrapping. – No more cannonballs?
– Get on that ship. Jump on there.
– That ship is right there. – [Arasha] All right, all right, I'm getting on, I'm getting on. – [Daniel] Get on there. Jump on that ladder. (Arasha grunts) There we go. – [Courtney] Is there
another hole down there? – Okay, I'm joining you.
– That's right. Trick shot, trick shot.
– I'm joining you. We're not missing this time. – Ah.
– Oh, god, somebody's on fire. – I'm with you, I'm with you.
– Can you revive me? – What if we just keep
attacking it with cannons 'cause I've got plenty of those. – Let's get active. All right, will you
support me from a distance? I'm being active. Oh, I'm gonna die. – Bam!
– I'm coming down. Ah.
– Come back. – Did you see me parkour
from ship to ship? – Yeah, that was great.

– Oh my god.
– Oh, oh. – Bless.
– Headshot. – I'm getting this man. He's trying to cannon me back. – Wait, why is he… Does he have ghost ones?
– There's another pirate one. Ready?
– I'm getting active. – We've gone cannon. – I'm getting active.
– Let's go shoot some. – Oh, cannon? I got that one.
– Thank you, thank you. – And we're getting active. – Look at you stinky guys. – Ah!
– I need more cannons. I'll be back. – You stink and you stunk.
– You stink. And you don't even have
skin and you stink. – 15.
– There's no skin and… Oh my god, the guy-
– Heck yes. – I killed the dude steering the ship. – Why is this going so well? – Ah, ah.
– Oh, you need to be revived? Oh, you're good.
– All right, guys, here we go. – Beef, I need help up here. – This is the most
productive Smosh Games video I've ever been in.
– Oh god, I think I'm sinking.

Guys, guys, I'm sinking. – No, Rargh.
– I've jumped ship. – No, wait, I'll harpoon you. I'll harpoon you.
– I've jumped ship. – Where do they keep coming from? Were you sleeping earlier?
– I'm gonna harpoon you. Hang on. – Wait for me. – [Daniel] I'm looking for a harpoon. – Beef.
– Choriz, Choriz. – Chorizo.
– Searching for harpoons. Oh my god, I have fire bombs. What am I doing? Ah! – Guys, slow and steady.
– Leave me alone. – I'm right behind you guys, don't worry.

– But are you dead down here? Oh my god, there's so many. Oh my goodness. – Guys, they have grenades.
– I'm burning this ship to the ground. – Oh, ship, these guys are crazy. – Okay, I need- – [Daniel] Beef, if I'm
up top and I'm dead. – Is that you? Merman. – I'm up top and I'm dead.
– I literally don't know how this is happening. – Don't let them take me
back to the Ethereum, please. – How am I so good at this game? – Hey, you. Me again.
– Okay, I got you. – [Daniel] Oh, am I saved? Oh, you died right there.
– Dang it, I died, too. – It's all right, guys, I'm right here. Let me revive you. – No, we're both dead.

And you're miles away from the ship. – Wait, you took our ship? – What, did you stab me?
– Bye. – All right, I'm gonna steer us back
towards the skelly ship. – Yeah, just head right straight to them. They have nobody repairing the ship. – Oh, can I get a bucket of water? There's fire all around
the steering wheel. – Oh, yeah, bucket of water.
– Where are you lads? – The steering wheel, right behind ye. – Where are you lads? – [Daniel] Oh, you're on fire. – This is more water than boat, actually. – [Daniel] Oh no, our ship has sunk. – [Arasha] I gotta go underwater. – We have to get on
their boat and kill them. Oh, wait. It would actually be very cool if we could keep this treasure.

Oh, wow, this is really not gonna happen. We're on our way out. – I mean, it's okay.
– Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
– Wait, just grab the treasure and we'll swim back. – I'm fully off boat. – We gotta get on that other ship. – Yeah, let's go take that other ship. – Let's take it.
– Let's do it. – [Daniel] Go take the other one. – Bye. Our treasure's gonna float up. – And we're not gonna make it to that other boat.
– I have the skeleton. I have the skeleton head. – He's probably gonna turn around. They're probably gonna
come around, I think. – That's fine.
– Okay, let's go. Let's go take-
– They'll probably pick us up. – [Daniel] Let's get over there. – They might forgive us. – The ship is definitely out of sight.
– I don't even see, yeah.

– Oh, and shark incoming. – Okay, well, this was fun. There is a shark in every direction. – [Arasha] Multiple. Multiple sharks. – Maybe she should go back to Smosh. What do you think? – Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. – Yeah, oh my god. He'll take us back, right?
– We're being swarmed, okay. – We're going back to Smosh, it's fine. Maybe the pirate life is not for me. Hope you guys had fun with
us on this pirate adventure. Maybe we'll have better luck next time. You know what they say. First voyage- – First voyage? – First voyage sucks. Second voyage, fool me twice. Third time's a charm.
– Third voyage? Don't get eaten by sharks. (screen beeps) – Jerry Todd, is this the room where all the kids would laugh at you and throw a dodge ball at your face? And then the teacher would join in and then throw one at your crotch? – Noah? – What? – Was that personal experience? (upbeat electronic music) – Hello, everyone.

Today Chanse and I had
started to finally leave Smosh to pursue our real passion, ghost hunting. – It was about time for me to leave Smosh. I was there too long.
(crew chuckles) – So today we're gonna be
playing some "Phasmophobia." Chanse, you have no idea
what's in store, right? – No, but I'm familiar. I'm guessing "Phasmophobia"
is the fear of ghosts. Okay.
– Yeah, essentially. – It's either that or
the fear of fapping, so. (Noah laughing)
(crew laughing) And I don't have that. (chuckles) Sorry. – Today we're gonna use our
ghost hunting skills and prowess in order to investigate
different haunted locations. We're gonna try to gather evidence and then try to decide
what ghost we encountered without dying. You ready? – That's usually the goal, yeah. – (chuckles) Usually the goal, yeah. – So we have Tanglewood Drive. – Mmhmm. Edgefield Road. Ridgeview Court. You wanna get haunted at
a high school real quick? – That sounds fun.
– Okay. All right, you ready to
pick our ghost hunter? – Yes.

– This is us, right? – No. – You don't feel like this? – I don't feel like that. I do not identify as that. – Okay, so we've got her.
– Okay, okay. – We've got her.
– She looks like She Hulk. (Noah laughing) – No, I like her. – Yeah, you think?
– Yeah. – Okay, maybe her? She looks like she left
the office early today. – Exactly, exactly.
– To go hunt ghosts. – Yeah, she's gonna have a glass of wine. She's gonna watch "The Bachelorette." – Okay, now we gotta pick some items.

We have $61. And we've got a couple
of different things. We definitely wanna bring a flashlight. – Okay. – So now we got a
flashlight, a photo camera, and a thermometer.
– Great. Okay, I'm ready. – Okay. So what's really fun about this game is when we find out who the ghost is, we can speak to the ghost in order to try to get it to
come out and play with us.

The case of Jerry Todd,
it responds to everyone. – Oh, okay. – Okay. So the ghost doesn't like smudge sticks. We don't have those. It's kind of like a sage. – You don't wanna sell me smudge sticks. – All right, you ready to investigate? – Yeah. – [Crew Member] We're off. – And their name is Jerry Todd.
– Jerry Todd. Not Jason Todd? – No, Jerry Todd. – [Crew Member] Chanse, tell us that story about when you found that small goblin. – I did find a small goblin. That's actually what got
me into ghost hunting. I was walking home from Pinkerton Park and it was about 8:00 PM. I was walking home from my
favorite restaurant, McCreary's. Not to be confused with
my last name, McCrary. McCreary's is an Irish bar. And I was walking home and I heard a- – Oh, sorry, the door
just opened so spookily. I didn't do anything, it just opened.

Sorry.
– When the door opens, we go. – Okay.
– Let's go. TBD on the goblin story. (every chuckling) I know everyone was
waiting with bated breath. Oh my god. These type of games stress me out. I know I'm a new ghost hunter. – Okay, so we're in the main room. Let's check out over here. – Open that door. – Oh, oh, it doesn't open. It's locked. – So someone's paying us to… – Investigate, yeah.
– Okay. (voice growling) – Ooh, ooh, you hear that? – I heard that. – Did you hear that? – It was like, "Ooh." (beep) "Ooh." – Do you wanna try to talk to Jerry? – Yeah.

– Okay, I'm gonna open
up the channels to Jerry. Here you go. You can speak now. – Jerry? Hey, dude. I know high school is, can be a rough time, but you gotta move on, dude. Is that what I'm trying to do? – I think so, I think. – You gotta move on. – We're going up the stairs. – Can he still hear me? – No, no, no. Not right now. Jerry Todd, if you are in this room, let your presence be known. – Who? – [Voice] Huh? – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-
– Oh, I heard him, I heard him, I heard him-
– Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa- – I heard him, I heard him-
– Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa- – I heard him, I heard him-
– Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa- – I heard him, I heard him-
– Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

(air breathing) – Oh, is that us breathing? – I think. I hope.
– Okay. – Do you wanna get in a room
and maybe use the spirit box, try to put out the response?
– Yeah, yeah. (voice gargling) I hear him.
(beep) So he's chasing us? – I don't know, I don't know. I don't (beep) know. He might just be upset. Or that's like old pipes, maybe. – That is not old pipes.
– It could be old pipes.

– It is not old pipes.
– It could be old… Can we get in this room? No, okay. We're stuck in the hallway right now. Okay.
– Oh, no, no, no. – There's a staircase.
– Okay. – What's at the end of the hall? – Is that a camera? – That or a fire alarm. We should pull it.
(voice murmurs) Oh, (beep)
– I hear him. Run, run. – I don't know where to run. I don't, (beep). – Run down the stairs.
– Run, run, run, run, run. – Run, run, run, run,
run, run, run, run, run. (ghost hunter panting) (beep)
– Oh, the breath. – (beep) Yeah, she's tired. You mean, it's got one flight of stairs. – Bitch, if you can't go
down one flight of stairs, you should not be in ghost hunting. – Okay.
– Are you crouching? – No, should I be? – I think you are crouching.
– Oh, was I crouching? – Yeah, you were crouching.
– Oh, (beep).

– I was like, "That water
fountain is very high up." (Noah laughing)
(crew laughing) – Maybe Jerry liked these water fountains. Let's try to open up a
channel of communication. – Okay. – I'm gonna turn on the spirit box and I want you to call to Jerry Todd. – Okay. Jerry? Can you hear me, Jerry? If you are here, Jerry,
let your presence be known. Jerry. It's Chanse, Jerry. (Noah laughing)
(crew laughing) Sorry, Jerry, that's a bit, if you know what a bit is. – Jerry Todd, did you die before comedy? – (chuckles) Yeah.

This is a rundown high school. No one is going to school here. (door taps) – Oh, (beep).
– I heard something. – Huh, I wanted to be in here. There we go. Oh, I figured out how to open doors.
– Not the bathroom. – Jerry Todd, are you in this restroom? Are you taking a ghostly (beep)? (Chanse chuckles) I'm gonna take a picture of this. Maybe it's a clue. – What does it say? Ponder? – I don't know.
– Bounder? – Let's see. We can look at our pictures.
– Okay. – Photos. – [Chanse] Now that is
actually a really good pic. – [Noah] Yeah, thank you so much. I'd like to frame the graffiti. I think it's like modern art, you know? – So are we trying to capture Jerry? – We're trying to find
evidence of Jerry Todd so that we can discover what
type of ghosts they are.

– Yeah, the classroom. – Ooh, this is probably where Jerry got pissed.
– What is that? Snell, sleel, sleel, slell? – This school obviously shut down in '92. That style of font. – Will we see him? – Jerry Todd, did you go to school in- (atmosphere rattling) – What is that?
– Oh, oh, oh. It's Jerry, it's Jerry,
it's Jerry, it's Jerry. – What is that?
– It's Jerry. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. (Noah whimpering)
– No, no, no. Something's on. It's a machine. – It's a machine, you think? – It is a machine. That was a machine. – That was a machine?
– That was a machine. I've heard a machine. (voice groans) – Ooh, ooh.
(Chanse gasps) That's a machine? – That's not a machine.
– One machine. (voice groans) – No.
– Stop, man. – He's so curious. (Noah laughing)
(crew laughing) He's like a cat. – He's a hungry cat. You know what? Maybe let's try spirit
boxing in this room. – Okay. – If you are in this room, speak to us. (eerie music) (voice groans) (Noah panting) Jerry Todd, if you are in
this room, speak to us.

Speak into the spirit box. Let your present be known. – Present?
– Now I'm scared. I'm sorry that I'm supposed to be a really important ghost hunter and I'm scared of all ghosts. – Yeah. So does he attack us? – He will attack us and
he will choke us to death if given the chance.
– But why? – I don't know. That's what we have to figure out. – Oh, okay. – Jeremy Todd, were you taught in-
– Jerry. – Jerry? (beep) Maybe that'll piss him off. – Jeremy? Jerky? – You know what? Maybe we should try bullying Jeremy. – That's good. We're at a high school.
– Right, that's what happens at schools, right? – And all ghosts in high
schools have been bullied. – I think so. Jerry Todd, more like Jerry Fraud. We heard about you
cheating in history class.

– No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. – That wasn't good?
– I got it. – Okay, okay, okay. – Jerry Todd? More like Mary Todd 'cause
you crazy as (beep). (voice groans)
(Noah chuckles) That's good.
– That was historical. – That was. – Maybe it's the way to the gym? – Yes.
– Oh, it's the gym. – Yes. – This is where hauntings happen. – Get some layups in. – Can we? Is this the basketball?
– What is that? – Whoa.
– Oh my god.

That is the scariest basketball hoop I have ever seen.
(Noah laughing) Why they got the Eiffel Tower up in here with a basketball hoop? – It's fallen over. (bell ringing) Did you hear that?
– I hear a phone. It was a phone ringing. – Someone wants us to pick up a phone. – Okay, well, go find the phone. – I'll try to find a
phone, but that's scary. There's no phone in a gym. (bell ringing)
– Ooh. Maybe it is a bell? – It is a bell 'cause we're in a school. – You're right. That's how schools work. Okay, okay. We're out of the gym. – Okay, books. Read. – Whoa. – Let us get more powerful. What is that?
– I'm gonna go to the window. I think it's a window in a classroom? – Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah.
– That's so scary. – Let's go to the principal's office. – Ooh. (chuckles) – The scariest place of all.
– Let's change grades.

Whoa.
– Oh my god, we're outside. – Whoa, whoa. I'm so sorry.
– It's okay. – The sound of the rain scared me. (crew laughing) It was so immediate. It was so immediate.
(rain whooshing) – Oh, we're outside. – Oh, yeah, we're back at the van. – We're back at the van.
– Okay, we gotta go further. – Go back in.
– Okay, okay, ooh, okay. Let's try to provoke
Jerry in the gymnasium. – Okay. Jerry, where you at? Show yourself. Reveal yourself. (Noah and Chanse laughing)
(voice groans) Jerry, I know you in here. – Jerry Todd, I bet you didn't pass the presidential fitness test 'cause you're weak little loser. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jerry Todd, yo mama
probably also a ghost now. – Jerry Todd, is this the room where all the kids would laugh at you and throw a dodge ball at your face? And then the teacher would join in and then throw one at your crotch? – Noah?
– What? – Was that personal experience? (quirky music) (voice groans) (Noah and Chanse scream) You scared me.

You can't scream like that. – Well, you can't… The ghost says things in my ears. Jerry Todd, are you hungry? Is that why you're always groaning? – It's the machine again. That is a machine. – Where is this machine? – Maybe it's like the
thing they sweep the… The thing they mop the
floors with in a high school. – What?
(Chance imitates machine) Your school had an automatic one? – No, like, they would ride it. – A Zamboni? – (chuckles) No, it's
not for cleaning ice. (Noah laughing)
(crew laughing) – Jerry Todd, did you used
to hide under this staircase to avoid your bullies? Did they used to find you still, and put your books on the floor and laugh? – Did they-
(voice groans) Oh. (Noah gasps) Did they used to see your curly hair and call you pube head? – There was someone at my
school we called pube head.

– Yeah, I was pube head.
(crew laughing) – You were pube head? – Yeah, and I didn't know what pubes were, so I had to Google it. – Oh.
(crew laughing) Is this the chair you were
made to sit in, Jerry Todd, and get a lap dance from
the coolest girl in school as a joke?
(everyone laughing) – Yes.
– As a joke? – But not as a joke. – And the cheerleader did it, and she made fun of you
when you got a little boner? – Please. – And everyone saw? Huh, Jerry Todd? – Don't come in the bathroom. That was reverse psychology. – That's smart.
– Yeah. – Jeremy Todd-
– Jerry. – Let your presence- – If you mess it up again, I swear.

I swear. I was always afraid I would
miss something at school. – Oh, you know what? That sounds actually really fun. That perspective is really fun. – Yeah.
– Like school is the- – And of course the one day I go is the day, like, "We
had an ice cream party." Or like, "We did a pep
rally for the soccer girls." – Oh, let's tap into that. Maybe Jerry's pissed about that. – Ooh, Jerry, did the soccer
girls make fun of you? Did you have a crush on one of them, but you were gay and you didn't know it so then they didn't reciprocate? (Noah chuckling) (suspenseful music)
(atmosphere pulsing) – Oh, oh, oh! How do I stop? What do I do? I'm dying! (Noah and Chanse screaming) – Jerry.
– Holy (beep).

(beep) God, that's what it was. Jerry was gay. – Jerry was gay. – Wow, wow.
– That was so scary. – Wow, we didn't have time to
guess what ghost type it was, but now we know it was a yokai. – It was a what?
– A yokai. I don't know what it means. – Okay. – I wanna let you know, though, we did have life insurance. – Oh, yay, so we got some money. – Yes. $30. – Hell yeah. – All right, Chanse, so we died and our spirit is left in that high school forever to hang with Jerry.

The gay ghost.
– Gay Jerry. – (chuckles) Yeah. Okay, we have been called to
investigate 13 Willow Street. – It was built on top
of something unearthly. – What? – Use the truck screens
to help locate the ghost. – A newly built home
in an established area. Reports say it was built on
top of something unearthly. What, is that an alien? – It's giving alien or it's giving hell. – (gasps) Demon. It's built on a demon pit.

All right, let's get a normal flashlight. – Okay, if we're going to a demon pit, we might need a crucifix. – We might. But listen, we could
always run back for it. – T.
– Right? Let's get the UV light 'cause that can reveal
things normal light doesn't. – Love.
– And let's pick up- – What's that thing on the far right? – This is a video camera. And this is a DOTS Projector. I think we should do the DOTS Projector 'cause you can set it up in that room.
– Send it. Ooh.
– So this is our UV light.

This is our normal light. (voice groans) – It's already here? – It's already (beep) here. (voice groaning) It doesn't even want us to show up. – What is this ghost's name? – (gasps) You're right. We need to find out who the ghost is so we can speak to them. (sighs) I'm such a bad ghost hunter. – There's power in names. – Okay. – [Both] Lori. – Lori Wilson responds to everyone. Okay, we don't have a smudge stick. Capture a photo of the ghost. Have a member of your team
witness a ghost event, okay.

So we will be able to take a
picture of them at some point. So let's find some evidence
(voice groans) and we can go back and
get a picture of it. (ghost hunter panting)
(voice groans) (beep) – I can't believe we got strangled. – Yeah, it was rough. – It was rough. His hands were also so gross. Like, if you're gonna choke me, at least, like, moisturize. – Really, you'd think. Really good family
friend of my mom's, Lori? Great person. Loris are just great people. – Lori, we believe.. Oh my god, that knife. Oh. (voice groans) – Oh my god.
– You can now speak to her. – Lori, we're entering the house. We do not mean you any harm. – UV, just to see if there's any anything. Any ectoplasm, blood. – Goop. – Fingerprints. Who knows? We're just gonna scan
the kitchen really quick. – Yeah, yeah. Oi.
– What'd you see? (voice groans)
Ooh. What's up with these curious-ass ghosts? (voice groans)
– They're so loud. – Lori, we're in your kitchen. (atmosphere rattling) – That's that noise from last time. – I hate it, I hate it.

I hate the noise. Lori, your generator sounds broken. – Yeah, you need to get it checked out. – Okay, let's keep investigating. – Open the door. Lori?
– In the bathroom? – In the bathroom. – Anything in the bathroom? – Okay, come on, there's
not any UV substances. I feel like if you went into my bathroom, it'd be like, far.
(Noah laughing) (voice groans)
Oh my god. What is that thing that
you have right now? – This is the DOTS Projector.

So we're gonna find a
bedroom, I think, maybe. – That's great. – And we're gonna set
it up in their bedroom. Like here. This could be a good place
– That's a bedroom. What is that? – That's a little bunny, I think? – Okay. – Let's check UV, if there's any anything on the walls that might give us a hint if there's anything.
(voice gurgling) – I hear her.
– Yeah, she's really, like- – She has a really deep voice.
– Ooh, that scared me. – Set it on maybe that-
– Up here? – On the desk. (Chanse gasps) – There we go.
– Wait, what? – Now we try to see if it's going to… Let me turn this off. – No, that can't be right.
– Bad placement. Bad placement. – Lori, aren't you tired? Sleep. Go to your bed. – Let's move to another room. – Okay. (suspenseful music) – Ooh, this might be the kids' bedroom.

– The other one had a bunny. Oh, yeah, this is a kid's bedroom. – She had many kids. Or an office.
– What is that light? – Computer? Computer. That's a HP? (chuckles) Okay, I don't see any
obvious clues on the wall. Sometimes there's, like,
pentagrams on the floor, you know? – Jesus, okay. – And it's very much like, oh yeah. – That's a clue. – Right there is a pentagram. – Is there an upstairs? – There is not. I believe this is a one-story haunting. – (gasps) No. – There is a basement. There's a basement. There's a (beep) basement. – Let's go. – Ooh, okay. (voice groaning) That clearly came from the basement. What, let's get a crucifix. – Maybe get the dot lighter. – You wanna put the DOTS down there? – I feel like.
– Okay. Do you wanna get a camera or something? – Yeah. – But you're gonna announce our presence. You ready?
– Okay. Lori, we're coming down the stairs. Don't choke us.

We're gonna put… (atmosphere creaking) That's just the stairs. – Okay, yeah. Lori Wilson, are you down here? (atmosphere groaning) (whimpers) Ooh, ooh. They might not be able to
be seen by a dot reader, but they might be in front of us. – Really? – I don't know. It's a (beep) ghost, Chanse. – Okay, you're right, you're right. Okay, just walk.
– Okay. Walk, okay.
– Yeah, get out. – Okay, okay. – I want that crucifix, baby. (Noah panting) (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep) Okay, okay, okay. – Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. – Go, go, go, go, go.
– Up the stairs, up the stairs, up the stairs.
– Go, go, go, go.

Out the front door, out the front door? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not going out the back door. – You're right. (voice groaning) – Oh, I hear-
– Oh, they're following us. – Yell at her. Run, run, you're out of breath. – Yeah, she is taking her damn time. – Okay. Okay, okay. So we know there's lights in the house.

– Yeah. There's lights in the house.
– We just find those. So let's… You don't want the this. (atmosphere rattling) (voice groans) – Oh my god. – Does she like trying to
(beep) follow us out here? 'Cause that's not cool. That's not cool. That is not cool. – I love the crucifix. – That is not cool. – Love that.
– Okay. – So we got crucifix, EMF
reader, and spirit journal.

– Okay. Chanse, we don't have a flashlight, so it's gonna be very dark and we're gonna have to find the switches. – I love that. – Okay.
– Yes. You did great. Okay.
– Wait, wait. Wait, we turned on the power. – I think she turned off the power. – Oh (beep). Lori said, "You running up my bill." (crew laughing)
(Noah laughs) – Okay. – Okay, we're just going in the dark. Oh my god, this was a terrible, terrible mistake.
– We're in the kitchen. This was a terrible mistake. – I can't even see, okay. – We're in the kitchen. – The lights were on. I'm not crazy. – No, no, they were on.
– They were on. – She turned the lights off.
– She turned them off. So what do we not want? – I think we dropped the crucifix. – Damn.
– Yeah. – [Crew Member] Yeah, do it. – We can come back for the
crucifix to make us safe, but right now we need the light.

– We need to see her.
– We need the flashlight. Well, if it's on the floor,
do I gotta crouch, really? (voice groans)
There we go. (chuckles) I guess my arms are- – Oh my god, there was a lot
of activity just there now. – Yeah?
– Yeah. – Whoa, we caused a lot
of activity in the dark. We didn't even know it.

– Maybe it was the crucifix, bro. – Maybe. Lori, were you a Jew? – Mm, good question. – Do you hate that cross?
(crew chuckling) (voice groaning) – Oh.
– Sounds like maybe she was. We should put the spirit
book on the table. – Love. – Right?
– Yeah. – Chanse?
– Yeah. – We're gonna go down to the
basement with the EMF reader. – I'm ready. – And then we'll come back and we'll check on this spirit journal. – The dot reader's still
down there too, right? – I believe so. And the lights are off. Chanse, we left and the lights were on.

– We left, they were on. I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this. Go to the breaker, go to the breaker. – (gasps) The breaker flipped. Lori Wilson, are you the
one flipping the breaker? Lori Wilson. – Behind that door. – When you say behind that door, it's really scary.
– Sorry. (crew laughing) She did that. – She flipped the breaker. – Oh my god. Oh my god, it's not turning on. – Wait, did it not turn on? No, it did, it did, but no light. – Oh, we might have to go the switches. We might have to do 'em manually. – That light's on. – Oh, yeah, it is, okay. – Did you open that door? – No, but I will in a moment. I just wanna see this. Lori Wilson, let the lights be on.
– Yes. – I'm gonna replace the normal flashlight for a UV light, I think.
– Love. – 'Cause maybe she'll come up on the UV light.
– I love that. The lights are still on.

– Whoa, we never turned on the lights in the main room, Chanse. We never turned on the main goddamn light. – You are so correct right now. Oh my god, I have chills. – Lori Wilson, if your presence
is here, let it be known. – Do you hit her with it? – I think I just show it to
her, and hopefully she hates it. – Go back into the- (beep) (beep) (beep) – Go back into the hallway
again where she was. – Okay. I thought the UV light
would provide more light. – Or turn on the light,
or turn on the lights. – Turn on the light. You're right, we've gotta
find the light switch. (suspenseful music) Maybe it's on this wall? No. – There it is. – Oh.
– Nice. – Lori Wilson, we're
running your electricity. If you don't like that, you
should come let it be known.

– I also love this kitchen island. (voice groaning) – Yeah, it's very well done. – What is that?
– Do you see this floating? – What is that? – Do you see this floating?
– Oh, that's us. – Is that us?
– Yeah, that's a shadow. – It's weird our shadow
doesn't include a body. – That's true. – We haven't checked in this one. – What's that?
– This might be the garage. – Oh my god, you're right.
– The garage. – Oh my god, you're right. – (beep) What's this? (atmosphere rattling) – Oh my god. (voice hisses) (Noah screams) (Noah whimpers) I just got so scared. (Noah laughing)
(crew laughing) (Noah panting) (Noah screams) Okay, that's the garage. She drives a truck. Go you, Lori.
(voice groans) – Or maybe that's what was
used to transport her body. – Oh, gee.
– Whoa, (beep). The lights just went out. She just turned the (beep) lights out. – UV light, UV light. – Lori? Lori Wilson, did you cut the lights? She might be in the basement. She might have cut the
breaker in the basement. – Yeah. – You want to go to the basement? – I mean, I don't want to,
but I think we're going to.

– We have to. (voice groaning) (Noah gasps) (beep) – It's that low noise again. – Lori Wilson, we're
coming to the basement to turn back on the lights. Stop flipping this breaker. – You know what you did. – Oh, here it is, here it is. – Oh my god, you did so well just now. – Oh, oh, and I think I'm gonna die. – I'm sorry that I abandoned you. – (chuckles) You abandoned us. – Yeah. (gentle music)
(door clicks) – Did you hear that?
– I hear music. – I heard a door. I heard a door. I heard a door. – Okay, well, let's go see what door. Okay, what? What's our door to the left? What is that? What is that? – Have we been in here?
– No. – It's a bathroom.
– Turn on the light. – Did we ever go in the bathroom? – Yeah, we went in-
(Noah screams) (atmosphere crunching)
– Who's doing (beep)- (Noah screams)
– No! (atmosphere crackling)
(ominous music) (glass crashes) Well.

(Noah screams)
No! – Everyone, thank you so
much for joining Chanse and I as we investigated
ghosts, like we always do, 'cause we run a very successful
ghost hunting business. – We're really good at it. – We made the right decision leaving Smosh to do ghost hunting. Anyway, if you'd like to
see us play more scary games or a different type of
game, like "Phasmophobia." Or maybe a happy game like- – What's the game with the plants? – "Animal Crossing."
– "Animal Crossing." That'd be so much more fun.

Comment down below what
else we should play. If you've played "Phasmophobia," let us know how bad we were at it. I think we did a good crack.
– Let us know how to win. How do I win? – Yo, Lori took the
reader out of our hands. – Right. – She threw it on the floor
and then she strangled us. – Oh.
– Yeah, it was bad news.

It was bad news, man. – We should've had the crucifix. (screen beeps) – We're taking over my
dad's family business, which is fire fighting. – (chuckles) The family business of public service.
– The family business of the government job,
working at a fire department. It's up to us to save the family business. I've appointed Noah as my right-hand man. – Mmhmm. – Even though he's on my left side. So we're gonna fight some fires today.

– All right, Courtney, "Baptism
of Fire" is this mission. – Baptism of fire.
– Baptism of fire. Dispatch to Unit One. The fire has spread to
the roof of the home and into an adjoining room. Possible danger of back draft in the area. Use extreme caution. A secondary unit is on site
to provide water coverage to the burning roof. Evacuation status of the house is still unknown.
– All right, all right. It's nice. – You know what model firetruck this is? – I don't. It looks new, though. – Yeah?
– It looks very new. – This feels like a 5940 to me. – Oh, like a 5940A. – You know, yeah, it could be 5940A. – The Tesla 40. – Oh my goodness. – Oh my gosh, we are the reinforcements. – Listen, I don't wanna spread rumors, but I think they were
cooking meth. (laughs) – (laughs) Oh my god. – That looks like a bomb. All right, we discovered
someone's trapped in the bedroom. Get the person out of there. Take this Halligan. – Break that door. – Let's do it. (Courtney grunts)
(Noah grunts) – We're in, Chief. – Get him. Oh my god, were they scuba diving? – Did they knock themselves
out with the hammer? – Yeah, what is the crime scene here? – They were in a chair.

– They were hanging a picture and fell. – From the fire? – Yeah, because they were using a chair. – [Noah] What? – A (beep) chair. Carry this idiot. Leave his iPhone.
– So then they were asleep when a fire started? – Oh my god, the fire is right there. – Yeah, it is right there. You need to leave. – I heard this loud noise and then fell. And then I woke up on the floor. And there was smoke everywhere. Shut up. – Here, let me strap you down. Place victim. – Oh.
– Oh, the wrong way. Grab a nozzle and fight in the garage. Let's go. – Let's go. – Take this fire out, one punch at a time. – So maybe you aim directly
at the little fire symbols. – Look, I'm not trying to
say I'm doing all the work, but there's, like, a lot of
other people here, right? – No, you're not alone.

– Oh, oh, yeah, he's right there. – There's, like, so many guys. So there's one that's, like,
squirting in from the outside. (water sloshing) – Oh, he's aiming for the top. You think that's smart? Like, I don't know if he's
being a real firefighter or if he's being bad AI. Like, which one is it? Is this real firefighting
tactics or horrible programming? Oh, this one. Oh, this corner. Yeah.

– Yeah, wow, that one. – Oh, we're making progress on the fire. Okay. – Whoa.
– Whoa, garage quenched. (crew member clapping) It's quenched. – That was all you were supposed to do. – They're like, "Yeah,
you did a great job." We can leave now. – Yeah, you can go, we got the rest. – Like, now we're good. Do you wanna take over for the next house, or no, what's hap?
– I can try, I'll try. – Yeah, let's switch it.
– I wanna try.

– I think you can do this. – All right, let's go. – Oh (beep), you got you. – Jack, Tom, Bill. Jack, Tom, Bill.
– Bill, Tom, and Jack. Yeah, Jack, Tom, Bill.
– Bill, Tom, Jack. Jill, Bom, Tack. – Oh, you get a drive to this one. Get ready. You got horns, sirens. – How do I do this? – On the left. It's a bunch of random things.
– I'm just nervous. I don't-
– It's like- (Courtney squeals)
(firetruck thuds) – Stop. – Oh. (laughs) – No, it's not true. I didn't do that. – Go the whole way in reverse. – I can't.

I can't, like- (firetruck thumps)
– Oh, you hit a car. You hit a car. – It's too many keys. It's too many keys. Where am I? I went the wrong way. (Noah laughing) – Just go somewhere else. Just drive to downtown. Let's go shopping.
– I'm embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed.
– Let's go shopping. (laughs) – Oh, (beep).
(horn blares) – (laughs) Oh my god, Courtney. (Courtney laughing) – I'm trying to try not to hit, because I think I did enough
accidents for the entire trip within the first 10 seconds of the drive. – Yeah. Oh, you gotta turn, you gotta turn. (brakes screeching)
– I'm turning. (everyone laughing) That's gonna cost us, well. – I think it is smarter to drive on this side of the road, though. – Yeah. – Yo, you think you could do a donut? – I think I could. – (laughs) Like, you
think you could, like, build up enough momentum and just, like, get it going?
– Yeah. – Oh (beep). – Oh.
– That's a full donut. (crew member clapping)
– Bonk.

– I wanna Google, what's
the average response time of the fire department is. I just wanna know if we're in
the general range, you know? – Yeah, that'd be helpful. – I feel like we're still
getting there pretty quick. Oh, smoke in the distance. Smoke in the distance.
– Follow the smoke. – It's either the fire or… That's it. There's only a fire.
– Okay. In three, two, one. – Hit that. Hit that left at 60 miles an hour. (Courtney imitates brakes screeching) – Yeah.
– Ooh, ooh. (truck crashes)
– Oh. – Do I aim at the cars? – Oh my god. You just got bounced back from your own team.
– It really does bounce you. Now you're just in my way.
(crew member laughing) – That's where you need to park. – And literally, I have to
move for him because he's- – Oh my god, is that Jill or Tom? – He's legitimately, literally pushing me.
– He's pushing your car.

– I'm stuck. – Go to first person. (laughs) Dude.
(crew member laughing) – You're a little… This guy's a (beep). – Get out of the way. – Little bitch, move. – That's the only place we can park. – I'm honking at him. I'm honking at him. – See, maybe you can go
around and back up into it. – All right, I'm about to
boss these (beep) around. – Dude, do it. You got a whole team here. – Bill, is that you? You're on thin ice, brother. – (laughs) Hey, brother. You're on thin ice, brother. So it's an electrical fire. There's both a power box and
a lamp you have to turn off. Get it, you're gonna attach it, and take Equip Attack Hose.
– Equip Attack Hose.

– Now you're gonna take this hose. Walk it, walk it over here. See this?
– Yeah. – You're gonna remove this cap. You're gonna connect the supply line here. There we go. You got this, Chief. – Okay, okay. Now I gotta get some
of these on the ground. – I don't know if that was
Tom or Bill or Jim, or- – Or Dom. – Or Dome. (heroic music) – Let's go, stupid idiots. Breach locked door.
– Ooh, you're doing it. Breach the door.

– We're getting in. Okay.
– Let's go, Chief. – There, get in, idiots. I'm gonna go turn off the electricity. – Oh, yeah, around the back. – And I have a crowbar. Okay, this is significantly
better than we've ever done. Disconnecting. Power's out.
– Good job. – How do I… Okay, flashlight's on. – What a long hose.
– Okay, he's in, he's in.

Okay, here's a guy. – Oh, there he is. – Okay, I'm not going to… I'm gonna keep these guys doing the… – Yeah.
– Somebody carry him. – Well, that guy's… That guy. Oof. God, the haircut. – It's really a gorgeous haircut. Are they following me? Hm. – (laughs) They're not
putting out the fire. They're following you.
– I'm putting her down. I'm putting her down right here 'cause I don't even… (Noah laughing)
(crew members laughing) You guys are idiots.
– No. Oh my god, just smash those windows open. – Breach. – Oh, (beep)
– Whoa. – We don't care. – Oh, my god.
– We gotta get in this house. Not in my house. Get in there, stinky. Go. – Do something about it. Bro, you've got a fire extinguisher and the windows are open.
– Oh, the window is blocked.

Okay. – Tom and Bill outside the whole house. – You're so far away
from the fire, you twat. – Oh my god, he's standing in the fire. – No, don't drop the tool. Oh my gosh. – Do you see that? – Oh, you got the nozzle now. You got the nozzle.
– Oh, I got the hose. You got the power now.
– All right, yes, I've got the nozzle now. – You got it, Chief.

– Well, are they gonna help me, or, like? – Good job, good job. Yay. – Oh my god. – Yeah.
– Oh, yeah. Just get in the fire, bud.
– Just sit in it. What a choice. You go in there- – I'm just gonna clean it up so that he doesn't kill himself, you know? – Do you think that's the
technique we should be trying? Just get in the middle of the fire? – Just sit on it. Do you know, like, what is it? (Courtney gasps)
– Oh, oh, oh. – We stopped the fire, bro. – Oh, you did it. – We stopped the fire. – Good job, Chief. Drop that hose. – Somebody get this woman on the bed.

– You should put her back in the bedroom. – Yeah. – You gotta show off
what we were defending. – Hold on a second, ma'am. – [Crew Member] What the hell? – Oh my god. – Are they… What do they do here? – [Courtney] They make
little dinosaur guys. – [Noah] That's their whole
business in their home? – [Courtney] It's their
business, not our business. – [Noah] (laughs) You're
right, it's their business. – Come on, Gertrude, let's go to bed. It's time for bed. Hold on. Plop. (gentle music)
(body thuds) – Oh. (laughs)
(crew member laughs) – Oh my god, that was insane.
– Great job. – That was quick. We did that fast. – Yeah, you gotta check
out this next fire. Let's see if it's possible. Let's go to Lakeview Park really quick. – Batten down the hatches.

– Let's just see. Maybe this is a house not worth saving. We can look around.
– Do you wanna drive? – No, no. Either, I don't-
– No, please. You're a better driver, and then I do the firefighting. – Okay, all right,
that's how it's working. – That sounds like a plan, Chief. – I'm doing the driving and the… All right. We got 2 1/2 miles to get to this fire. – Good, we'll get there
in 45 minutes, no problem. – No problem at all. 45 minutes.
– Here we come. – You know, we should call ahead and see if the victim at
the fire wants a Starbucks. – Yeah.
– That might help. – Because we're gonna go, regardless. – (laughs) Yeah.
(crew members laughing) – We're gonna go. – Oh, we caught up?
– We're back.

– Ooh. (truck crashes) – Oh my. (laughs)
(crew members laughing) Holy (beep). Holy (beep), we flipped him into the… Oh my god, and those are train tracks. (firetruck humming) (car crashing) Oh my. (laughs) – Oh, boy. – Here's the house. It's right next to the school. – [Courtney] Assuming command. – Ooh, yeah, that mailbox
was made of steal. Here we go, Chief. – It's a cute little house. – They said there was one
survivor in the building, which, to me, sounds
like there were others that didn't survive when
you use that sentence. But let's try to find the survivor. – Yeah, this is alarming. Okay, we're gonna open this door. – Oh, don't go through that door. Oh my god.
– Wow, that door actually just went on fire. We're going right to it. (glass smashes) – Wow, I found them.
– Can you get in through the bars? – No. Why, someone broke into one of the windows so they fixed it.
– And they barred up that one.

– Oh, there they are, there
they are, there they are. – I know, and I'm trying to get in. – Well, you're not in yet. – I'm trying. Traverse. – Oh, traverse.
– I've traversed. – Can you take them out through the… – Let's see if I can throw them. (Courtney grunts) – Can you take them down the ladder? Oh, just try to toss 'em off the edge. Just see-
– Okay. – See if you can… See if it's quicker that way.
– Oh, come on. – See if you can walk off
the edge with them, maybe.

Okay, so you can do that. (crew member laughing) Can you get them now? – Can I get 'em? – Is there jumping?
– Just, just… I'll catch you. Elizagerth. Wake up, Christine. You drank too much wine again. Maybe we can get her in this tree. – Can you jump down? Can you walk down, like off the edge with her on your back? (suspenseful music) Wow.
– Hell yeah, I did.

– You're (beep) Captain America. – [Courtney] I really am. – You walked so slow and
you did not give a (beep). – What are you guys doing over here, huh? Just standing near the police car? Watching with their hands
in their pants, little… Oh. – Close enough. – Victim is trapped in the kitchen. Wait, there's more than one? – Oh, there's someone in the kitchen. There's someone in the kitchen. – We gotta save these people, bro. Oh my god, another person.
– There's a lot of people.

– How many people are in here? Okay. – They keep saying, "I find a survivor." Look, maybe leave them here
so you can get the others. – Okay.
– You know what I mean? Like, start a pile.
– I'll build a collection. Yeah.
– Yeah. – Hello? Anyone there? – Oh, F. Hit F. Perfect.
– Oh, laundry here. Wow, this is a terrible layout.

– You should chop that window
with an overhead swipe. Damn.
– (gasps) Oh, bitch. – Okay, wait a minute. Wait, you're telling me the victim's in the
kitchen, incapacitated. – She's very capacitated. – Or is she just trapped in there? – She's alive and well. She's just like-
– That is, yeah. That is a capacitated-
– Did you… – Are you waving or are
you putting your hands up? We're not the police. – Follow. – Oh, and you can just go out there? – I think so. They should come out here. Okay, good.
– See if you can tell them to- – Good job. Now come on and take it.
– Oh, yeah, see if they'll follow you up the ladder. – Come on, run. – Courtney, see where you can bring them. – Run. – Maybe you can recruit a new firefighter. Maybe if you just show them the ropes. Okay.
– Let's go, bud.

– Come on up.
– Come on, bud. – Come on up. – The training day starts today. – Come on. Oh!
– Yeah! – Oh my god.
(crew members laughing) – Your first day is now. – Tell him to wait. They'll bring him in the
fire when you want him. – Come on, come on.
– Oh my god, we're training a new firefighter today. – Put on your clothes. – Come on, this is how… Courtney, this is how
your dad trained you. – This is how my dad trained me. – Oh, hey, he brought you into a fire. An actual fire.
– Yeah, he actually rescued me from one. You guys need to get deeper in this fire.
– And then brought you back inside of it. – I don't know what you guys are doing. You need to get deeper in this fire. Oh, he's… Okay, he's struggling. – Yeah, just tell him to wait right there.

– Come on, bud. Come on. – Wait, if you run off the
roof, will he run off the roof? – Let's see. – Pick up his friend. Pick up his friend.
– Okay. (crew members laughing) – Right, he'd be so much more useful if he could carry his friend.
– Come on, come on. You're cool like me. – Do it, do it, do it.
– Come on. – (laughs) Aw.
– Aw, lame. – Oh, that was… You know, it was lame, but they did something else. Didn't we drop someone on the floor out here earlier as well? – Yeah, and they…

Wait. Oh, yeah, where are they? – They got up and left. – Let's go check on the boys before we leave.
– Let's see what the boys are doing. Can you get in there? Yeah, just hop on in. – I'm traversing. – There we go. – Guys, get in here. Get in more closely. – Come on, gang. Get up in there. – I'd like to thank my team. That being Noah, not these idiots. – (laughs) Yeah, these guys sucked. – Because they can't save a
fire to save their goddamn life.

We did successfully save one fire today, and we saved, like, four or five people. – Yeah. – So that balances out
the amount of people that we killed while
driving to the houses. – Yeah. (laughs)
(crew members laughing) We're cutting our losses
here at this point. I think we did all right. – I think we did great. You know what, Courtney? I'm gonna say, I think
you're a great fire chief. I think firefighting runs in the blood. Whatever it is, man, it's in you. It's in you. – Tell us what jobs you
want us to try next. I think we're pretty much
killing it right now. So let us know in the comments. – I'm excited to see what the
future of simulator games are, because we've got firefighter simulator, I think there's a police
officer simulator.

We're gonna get to the point where you're gonna be
like, Elon Musk simulator. How quick can you destroy your own wealth? – Yeah.
(crew members laughing) You know it's a good simulator when you're legitimately annoyed. (laughs) – Yeah, you're like, "God, this
is too much like real life.".

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