hey there friends how's it going today we're
playing some Red Dead Redemption but we are getting our Redemption now I have got a collection
of mods which is why I have a hot air balloon look if I'm gonna be a good boy I'm going to be a
good boy with a hot air balloon that's an easy decision job scattered everywhere houses to buy
my own wagon for honest work bounties Banks to store all my honest earned money own and operate
a gunsmith and a couple more sprinkled in there okay for my first job if I had to be anything
the wild west I would be a trained conductor many many people would die oh my God the angle of
this it looks like I'm going up but no I'm going sideways look at this you're going to cinematic
camera honestly it would look really cinematic if it weren't for everything going on with the hot
air balloon right now I guess this is Cinematic in itself I wouldn't mind it if my commute
was this every day although it would be weird since my commute is just that room to this room no
don't leave without me oh my God he's falling over choosing now to lose balance stand up man oh I
think we're stuck but luckily I just happened to be where I need to be I just hope it lands okay in
the meantime let's listen to John's Gorman scream excellent thoroughly entertaining all right
remember where we parked ask for work no Demand work okay my train is coming on in oh no
never mind it's idling there okay I'll come to you then I'll just think about all the fun I'm
going to have on the train as I run there and all the effort it took to actually get here
hmm interesting I think they all just died I don't really understand what just happened oh no
they're fine you want to get in my hot air balloon I think he's nodding and saying yes and
bear oh oh it's raining Bears okay but after trying to smash a few Bears I got
everything working the difficult times are over now the work begins yeah
ladies and gentlemen this is your conductors speak and we're about to put
the wild and wild west buckle up buckaroos no the train is here I don't want to hit anyone
on my first day and every train conductor breaks a few eardrums here and there what the hell am
after falling over oh my God being a conductor's hide what happened and I just fell off the chair
no John what are you doing dude you're gonna lose your job all right phew I'm up that was just a
little conductor trick we like to do you know just a little something you learn in the business
for my next trick I'm gonna derail this bad boy oh someone wants something oh oh God no I've done
it again it's if I hit s he just like Dismounts immediately oh [ __ ] there goes my train all
right I'll catch up to it I just wanted to check on the passengers oh Jesus they're all dead
I just saw someone had worked for me here and I am not one to turn down honest work okay let's
oh no it said press left ALS to reveal the target but left alt is also get to my hot air balloon
and do that apparently that's okay this is fine all right yeah it actually is okay look
at that things worked out for a change I merged from the ground and smacked into the
train station I gotta go catch my train and no not in the normal way like I literally have to
catch a train that is running away from me oh there it is okay and it's good that they're easy
to track at least stupid animals okay just for laughs let's pack this on the train tracks there
we go okay everyone your train conductor is back I Moonlight as a myth buster so we're about
to see what happens when a train hits a hot air balloon everything looks good so far yeah
everything is fine I'll just take it with me everywhere I go oh God no it's getting mangled oh
no I fell off oh maybe train conductor isn't for me I'm still going to complete this one I hope to
catch my own train for the second time in one day oh no oh no I'm not cut out to be a
trained conductor honestly anytime I'm on a train I never realize they
go through all of this I'm going to become a bartender now instead like come
on I need the money I want to buy a house oh what the hell is going on now if I'm gonna
be a bartender here I want my neighborhood to be safe die law man hello I saw your help
wanted sign next to my wanted sign oh God oh God okay I it all right I am a good boy I'm
surrendering I was just trying to help great now I have a record on top of everything
else it's gonna be impossible to get a job oh no oh God I thought it was just a slight
bump but I absolutely destroyed my horses something is wrong with s whatever it is about
s is just freaking out oh [ __ ] yeah it's broken like that's why it was falling off my chair
earlier who the hell are you you've seen too much I was wrong you've seen just enough it's
fine it's fine you've seen enough wait he's not looking get him all right phew I gotta get
out of here I'm being honest man somewhere else he died doing what he loves rolling from his
problems I did it again okay I don't know how you survived but I'll try and be more careful
you know I wouldn't give me a second chance either after what happened last time hey are
you earning more or less than me I don't know whether to give to you or steal from you I
have 37 dollars this isn't going as well as I had hoped in my defense I've not practiced
being an honest man for very long come on okay I did it again why don't wagons have horns
can I just scream at him you're a [ __ ] yeah what'd you say I said I'm sorry goodbye oh for
God's sake you're doing it on purpose now oh no no no no no no why do I keep self-sabotaging
myself I'm just a bartender dude I'm trying to be an honest man in okay good my cowarding
really scared him off okay I've made it to my job with my wagon intact honestly the jobs
aren't the problem it's the commute that's killing me and that is far too literal of a
statement that I care to admit okay I got the job but hey if I work here can I get like free
almond nuts actually I think the almonds might be free for everyone so that's a sure thing
and I'm just gonna keep eating them I still sustain me until I get my payday also I'm
a wanted man and the police are literally outside I can see them on the map can't let you
behind the bar what but I work here okay this is what bartenders do right they they like just
clean glasses and stuff would anyone like to order something I can just keep cleaning for you
guys if you prefer it's taken me a long time to clean this one glass but I think I might have
my first customer so I can give him this one I guess what the hell I just realized that time
stops when I stop cleaning watch oh my God I'm in super hot but it's about cleaning glasses get
the hell out of here what I'm trying my best all right it's it's only my second glass I'm new here
as you know it looks very evil when he's cleaning glasses how many virtual glasses do I have to
clean I have real glasses that need cleaning he even gave it a little kiss oh now that
I've cleaned this to Perfection wow here's some germs hello do you wanna you wanna answer me
I'm greeting you here man all right that's it this is a robbery go on everyone put your money in the
bag nobody goes anywhere all right do you hear me all right I don't have any Authority here oh God
I gotta get out of here get off I need this more than you I need to go find a new job oh sorry
friend I know I'll take a shortcut through the garden no all right well I still have my secret
weapon that's right I can glitch out I can hide out in this house and they don't know how to
get in here not the doors are just painted on I can't get through I'm peering through a window
to my old reality it's like if Interstellar was staring at dirty Cowboy wait I think I got
out okay I'm free either that bartender job made me lazy or I've permanently damaged time
and space because I'm running really weirdly yeah I'm falling weirdly too I definitely
broke the universe by being an honest man okay I Bank a place that'll store my ill
begotten gains oh maybe not while I'm getting shot at though hey this guy's
got a gun he's trying to rob the bank that's right ah God I wish that were me I just
wish they were upfront about all the difficulties regarding hot air balloons and spontaneously
falling out of your seat I feel like I should have got Hazard pay or something for that or you
know what pay in general would have been nice I got nothing from that job Road logging in a town
that's a bit further away from here they don't like me here for some reason they hate honest
people and to be honest with you sir I absolutely love that wagon how do you do sir I need the
wagon I don't feel like I'm being very honest all right you know what honest life stats now well
maybe when I get there because honestly he doesn't look like he's been very nice to the horse either
all right looks like the job opportunity is here [Applause] sounds like there's something interesting over
there anyway I'm gonna start chopping wood now yeah chopping wood I hope I actually get paid
this time I think that house is actually for sale so I'm sure I'll be able to afford it
after a day of chopping Timber I'll go take a look when I'm done okay awesome I earned
some money from that I earned like 25 bucks nice one I've been working for a few days now
and I still can't even afford my own Bounty with my whole net worth but that doesn't
matter because inflation hasn't set in yet and I bet I can afford a house wait this is
a bar the hell I know I'm Irish but I don't want to live in a bar oh I think this might
just be the hotel room you can rent out and I think someone's in there despite me trying
to get in are you almost done in there I can see her oh my God how many of them are there
ignore the fact that I'm just taking pictures yeah let me in come on I know there's like a
parody in there you know what no I'm gonna be honest I'm just trying to blow the locks off the
door there's got to be a house around here okay down here and it's like off the beaten path that
might be somewhat cheap [ __ ] that's not cheap it's gonna say I don't think that's gonna do
anything I don't know why I'm sitting back into it come here I still need you my horse bonding
just went up God knows how from sheer fear alone I guess say what we asked for at all what is this
a joke no something interesting is going on over there anyway I'm just here because I'm investing
in retail if I can afford it all the shooting and everything I bet they're like the main characters
in that field POV you are an NPC watching the main cutscenes unfold from Affair hiding behind
your horse ten thousand three hundred even if you give me a discount of 10 000 I still couldn't
afford it let me go take a look at the place okay in all fairness it is a nice little house good
locks too double glazing that'll be nice in the winter well if I can't have it no one can at least
they'll lower the value of it right surely surely it'll be costing less when I come back here and
later I think it might be a good idea to try and buy a gunsmith oh God oh God oh God oh God yeah
smooth Landing just like last time remember where we parked okay this is 3 000.
This is much more
reasonable plus if you're familiar with the game there's actually a side quest in this building
and there is a basement that doubles up as like a little prison cell so it suits me perfectly oh
God oh God there's the policeman I was trying to go in for a bank loan over here and there's a
policeman who would shoot me on site do you think they'd give a bank loan to a man who's cowering
around the corner outside I need a bank loan okay well desperate times called for desperate
measures I'm going to sell the hot air balloon to afford the gunsmith but I guess I'll take it
for one last ride hmm when I said I'd go online I didn't think it would be so literal he's
doing a silly little funny dance as he goes down though I think he's having a good
time that was a lot of screaming this place is mine now I sold my hot air balloon for it
can I fire this man oh not immediately I was I was now hey we've all kidnapped someone what are
they talking about okay I'm out of stock so let's order some supplies I don't know what I'm supposed
to do will I just buy everything okay that was expensive but I have stocked the store wait you
can add on accommodation and such and it's saying this gunsmith doesn't have a sleeping compartment
it does it's in the basement okay so I can't open because the supplies are being delivered and I
don't know if I can speed that up or not wait someone's pointing a gun at the guy at the counter
is that me is this a hold up oh it was me okay well I'm glad I didn't Rob my own store it's the
delivery here is this a delivery or is this just my wagon uh this is just my wagon is there Trouble
behind my store Gentlemen please you're upsetting my customers what the hell are you pushing
me for I didn't do anything oh no no no no I'm gonna end up in a big fist fight again or
even worse a gun fight well that's what I get for defending my business wait wait wait don't
leave without my horse don't leave with that no I didn't want to jump on I wanted my horse to jump
on oh oh I get hurt or loss trying to be an honest man yes the supplies are in open the store full
stock or do you have more hiding in the basement like he's my staff now if I think he's that bad
of a person for well imprisoning someone in the basement I should probably fire him okay so the
supplies are in I might do another order it's kind of neat having a place in town like I just
need to go across the road and get a bite to eat because well the locals keep attacking me and by
that I mean they're actually defending themselves you sell anything yet just eating canned corn
beef and throwing it on the floor come on you're my staff you gotta clean up after me look at
all these Crumbs from the biscuits and I got more corned beef you pick that up wait did
we actually earn some money cash out oh yeah I've made 330 all right I'll take 200 of that
excellent I'll be on my way to a new home in no time okay this seems like more of a passive
thing so I guess I'll just leave him to it and hopefully he'll make me a nice profit I've got
to make some money elsewhere in the meantime I think someone just got shot outside my business
yeah you better run in fact this is bad for business I better get them don't you ever kill
anyone in my town again or I'll kill you in my town you hear me oh I think I killed him in my
town anyway I'm gonna go get a house now there we go I better cover my scent just to be safe I
don't want the law catching me when I'm so close to riches finally some sense around here this
guy likes it uh there seems to be some sort of train robbery going on and as an honest man and
a former conductor I feel like I should step in we met with a short and nasty end uh oh I'm an
honest man and I'll make honest men of you or at least honest corpses are we done oh my God how
many are there oh wait no you're the hostages sorry sorry ostriches I'm sorry I'm a good guy
did they have anything good like I consider this honest money anyway I was saving the people
bitters okay well that's not currency I can't buy a house with bitters I'm losing honor what the
oh I bet this was a hostage to do wasn't it I mean yeah it doesn't look like he was armed God damn
it so I'm wondering since I can spawn in a train in sandini and this train is facing the opposite
way could I back it up get the job and then Ram the other train they're gonna see a train speeding
in in reverse and they're like oh yeah it's him the new guy again honestly I just like using the
whistle oh someone's about to get flattened oh big oof oh no he went through it never mind I remain
a zero kill train conductor for now at least hold on I want to get my second train but you
keep boarding oh they're just hanging out having a romantic time that's nice okay good news the
train has spawned so I'm going to attempt to Ram it why do I have a feeling that the only
thing this is gonna crash is my game anyway here goes nothing oh literally nothing it doesn't
work I'm so sorry that was as endiclimactic for me as it was for you oh wait maybe this one
can go no they don't want to go well guess I'm going backwards then see in a few hours well
may as well have a road trip song cruel I must go on cruel cruel and moving on I've been living too fast even if that
is backwards I've been living tomorrow I'm gone there we go a job well done well a job done I
suppose the others must have been so confused when the train arrived three days late and from
the wrong direction they're just like oh yeah that's the new guy he's quirky and I think there's
a hunting Mission here let me try that oh there's two jobs here I just didn't see them because
they're black voids a minor job and a duck job yeah I'm pretty sure I can pull off being a miner
let me try that out I just spawned my horse out of the Void because he wasn't coming to me and
he appeared pooping the void must be covered in poop yes I am a miner I would like the minor job
thank you I assume there's parking beneath right no okay all right I'll go by foot then oh these
working conditions I never thought that working in the mines would be difficult oh my god do
I have to go dig up all of those I have to actually work for my money I can see why everyone
wants to be an outlaw in this world okay John I'm gonna need you to put in a bit more effort in that
now oh sorry it's the same button I hope there's no gas leak down here oh he's running off to tell
on me at least I'll be tried as a miner I suppose oh no oh no I did it again no no no no no
oh god oh No Just when the cops showed up to investigate please I just want to
be an honest man let me go they made me do it I didn't want to fight how many
jobs will I have to shoot my way out of at least I'm a good shot that's the only thing I
can actually do oh no no no we're still finishing the job you get back to mining oh no there's so
many coming oh no okay okay I'm sorry whoever my boss is my first day is going worse than
I ever could have imagined and I've had some pretty bad first days so far time to escape
back off dude just give up I'm not worth this all right I didn't even kill him I'll give him
a CH no he's not gonna a harm for God's sake I wanted to be an honest man today I never even
knew you could come up here and I'm running for my life okay this is starting to feel like
a campaign mission or something at this point foreign not a bad one at that the music and
everything it's just all perfect ah the daylight it burns no I want to go work at the Docks back
off okay these guys are not letting off Jesus this is absolutely wild I just wanted a minimum
wage paying job oh God oh God why does it all of his end with a train hell of a Dismount John
as agile as ever oh I failed the mission this is chance oh oh God oh God okay I showed
up to try and get my job back but I may escorted off the premises oh no no
I didn't mean to do that I'm I'm really sorry oh no he's gonna run into the train
and I'm gonna get blamed for it aren't I yeah it's always how these things go every time
this is my luck I know it before it even happens hey can I have a job he just saw me get this guy
killed I hope you learned your lesson okay he told me to come over here to do some work but I don't
know what the work is what do I do Phil what ah oh God I get stuck under the Earth and not for the
first time today oh my God what is this Mission dirty spot dirty spot dirty spot why can't they
get water for this dirty spot let's say here good morning I feel like an NPC that guy didn't even
respond to me okay John let's see you're cleaning oh that's great that was just wonderful cleaning
ah I love gaming this is what Gaming's all about I wish this was in the esport even the Cinematic
camera is confused at what I'm doing right now although you gotta hand it to them that's pretty
cinematic sweeping there's ain't nothing normal about what you're doing okay now the NPC is
ridiculing me just because I like to have a hop skip and a jump maybe I can take a little shortcut
over to this one because I don't really want to walk all the way around I'm okay I'm okay no no
help me help me it's my birthday it's my first day please it's my birthday what the hell is that
job it's not even on the map where the hell the Stars it's a dark job but oh my God what the hell
are you man if I want my bones I'm kind of what why do you all I was just gonna ask why don't
you have shoes I'm just an honest man trying to make a living and not doing a pretty good job
of it I love that I first person now so I can see how handsome they really are y'all be careful
where you wander okay thank you I didn't realize they were just caring civilians who didn't want me
getting into trouble they're so caring and nice so anyway I started blasting hmm nice fire nice men
too that was a nice interaction that's something that'll leave you smiling for the rest of the day
oh my God stop shooting me this has been a giant misunderstanding I actually own this I make uh
fresh milk and dairy and eggs like me personally did he just say slow down faster like how am
I supposed to obey those commands what do you want from me all right now popper in Reverse I've
seen this in the Fast and the Furious oh wait that wasn't very fast or Furious okay maybe this will
be get out of my way coppers oh speed ramp oh no wait that was a human man that I killed earlier
um but yeah I am the man who runs Scarlet Meadows something fam cuffman Farm that's it Kaufman fam
yeah wait turkey spot what why is it showing me dirty spot here I got the job all the way up
here you mean I would have had to walk this far just to clean his with a bucket of water from
up there that must be some very special water nope oh sorry sorry just build Kaufman Farms
that's us wait I'm wanted for horse theft how is that possible I already stole the wagon I
stole the horses with it you can't punish me again for the same crime it's like double
jeopardy or something right okay give me a long distance delivery because I have to
get out of here wait what the hell is that there's a there's a bounty in town what I didn't
know they could just spawn like that okay well I have to go investigate now I can't give up a
bounty for a delivery job all right I'm pretty sure this was the place I was locked up earlier
but do you have work for me wait he's he's here I don't understand is he my delivery all right I
don't think I have a license for live Goods but I can try my best okay where am I bringing you
huh oh oh oh oh you really meant long delivery didn't you oh man this is gonna take me a while
the noise he made he knows that I what I've done for him I've signed him up for an entire few
days trip here as if this guy's day wasn't going bad enough already I found out with this
mod I can shout Lenny as many times as I want oh my god oh I can also change the date okay
I'll just set it to 2023 so that cars can be invented and I can get there faster oh no it
never ends any job I try goes wrong all right oh God there's still more of them I want to start
shouting Lenny again if you don't stop chasing me it's times like this I wish I had my hot air
balloon back on the bright side my gunsmith must be earning a killing during all this time
so I found a mod that made my horse fly and of course I wanted to do that that was going to save
me loads of time but then it came up that I can't ride my horse into Camp which seemed kind of
irrelevant at the time but nonetheless John kick the Bounty off and followed him
soon afterwards okay it's time to do something I'm actually good at because so far
everything has been going really really badly what the what the hell was that there's just dead
guys with loads of arrows on them I I was making sure this guy was actually blind I thought it was
going to be a trick so I started aiming my gun at him but no I think he's cool he not afraid I see
only true things that's terrifying anyway I'm gonna give you the dollar but I don't want to
hear anything about me foreign why am I losing honor for this I'm just investigating like sure
I'm taking their money and the random meat they have in their pockets as well but and throwing
them off into the abyss nah God damn it but yeah I didn't think it should result in negative Karma
I didn't do anything to them anyway on with the mission I suppose I got a little sidetracked there
and I don't like that it kind of jumped from me saying oh let's go to the one thing I'm good at
to pointing a gun at a poor blind man hello I am a businessman I don't know if he buys it one
second I'll come back with business clothes I really do wish you would hurry this along sorry I
don't have much money and I don't want to blow it I look like a Red Dead online character but I bet
this will convince him all right I'm ready to do they they closed well I guess I'll just wait until
they're open and staring in the window [Music] okay I think I fell asleep with my eyes open but
they're open now aha come here okay what give me what I wanted I said Bank Services didn't it oh
my God what is going on here this escalated fast um I'd like to make a deposit please yes cash in
my money thank you very much oh no no no no no no no don't you realize I'm a businessman just look
at my clothes literally everything everything goes wrong like I don't I don't even know if that was
my fault or not it probably was I guess anyway may as well take a bit of money and get out of
here why does everything end with a gunfighter a Chase oh no oh no no no no no no no no no they're
after me oh I lied ladder is always save me stay it down don't come after me oh man this is just
getting worse and worse no not you two ah oh no that was a hell of a way to go how cinematic okay
here we are somewhere I can make some honest money A Story Mission involving bounties an honest
days laborers it's so perfect now that you're here maybe we can go rob them back wait no don't
say Rob him back I I feel like that makes it sound bad like we're doing Bounty work it's legal right
yes ma'am oh my God what's going on what the hell is happening you she just said let's ride and then
started killing everyone I I did an honesty's work she's killing all the civilians it's bad enough if
we're even in a gunfight but these people are all innocent at least the law nor that I'm innocent
I just happen to be rioting at the same speed alongside her I mean it's not my fault that our
vehicles have the same horsepower one each she keeps looking around all over the place I feel
like she's looking for more civilians and I'm getting scared because in this scenario I'm
also a civilian that new horse she finally put the gun away and now they can talk okay I
guess we had to go over the Border because now Sadie is wanted by everyone in the previous state
okay I feel like Sadie's trying to run me off the cliff here I I'm getting a bit nervous that she's
just here to kill me oh my gosh oh my God Jesus Sadie I'm more of a civilian than you are like
I am basically an NPC here and I am going to die um I'm just kind of standing around I
don't really know what to do it's uh it's my first day am I supposed to shoot the bad
guys or what do I do she hasn't said anything okay I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot the bad guys
now and and we'll see what happens [Applause] um not much what the hell
what the hell is going on it's fine he's just a bit winded okay
I'll try shooting him in the head was that was that good I don't understand how this job works I'm new here I don't know if
this is what I'm supposed to be doing okay well I leveled up so I guess it
is and I think that's my bounty so should we go down and get him or oh Jesus there's
a whole host of men here sorry about that there apparently oh wait oh nice this man 10 out of 10
for landing I didn't realize there was another guy here so I'll just one second light him on fire
there we go and now I'll get my bounty you know I think I'm standing at pretty good at this although
I might not be able to pick him up it doesn't seem to be working yeah it doesn't maybe I can take him
back dead my aim's so bad I missed him even though he's lying on the floor okay I got him at least
now I know there is like a lot of men waiting around everywhere here I think this is just their
job to just hang out on these rocks why can't I get this sort of a job I don't understand why it's
so hard for me to find something I'm good at and it looks like there's an opening too ah well
better kill myself I suppose there we go let's just pretend it's one of those weird things where
you dream you go to work and then you wake up and it was all a dream you were going to work and
now you actually have to go to work and it like double sucks finally it took like 10 minutes for
it to finally fail I don't think it even realized it was in a mission I'm riding on the path this
time Sadie I don't care what she says I'm going all the way around okay well Sadie I see this
job just takes a lot of time and concentration and just assessing the situation so I'm gonna
go check up on my gunsmith business and I'll be back to you in a few hours what the hell there's a
mogging it's time for me to be an honest man once I get out of this building or any minute now I'm
I'm on the way stop right there criminal's gone okay that was actually kind of cool well not for
the guy whose wife is brutally murdered but for me I was like Whoa stop right there criminal scum
this guy's not impressed yeah I know your type stand there I literally landed a hot air balloon
and a roof and jumped down to save you I could never do anything right apparently and now I'm
the one who's wanted like finally someone wants me and it's for all the wrong reasons you got bad
news all over you oh my god everyone I see just hates me immediately like rightfully so I'm I'm a
pretty dangerous dude but you know it's just give me a chance at least I've got a hunting wagon and
I can even open the booth that is amazing what a mod okay let's see if I load up a wagon of stuff
how much money can I get for that surely that would be profitable oh my God I'm about to kill
Bambi aren't I well the one of bambis siblings or something I don't know it can take a shot ah no
all right I think I got a fox or something and I lost my wagon turns out this isn't profitable hey
come come on a minute I understand what what the hell what is going on all right yeah your shine
didn't go well yeah that's great but the game isn't allowing me run or shoot because you're
chatting to me about moonshine okay here we go here's where the real money is at because nothing
could go wrong in a swamp right like there's no vehicles around here to sabotage me there are no
people to shoot at me just me and the swamp oh I forgot that would involve me actually being good
at fishing which I'm not yes yes I have a fish oh my God it's massive it's massive it's absolutely
wait no I'm I'm catching a tiny one I thought I was catching the big one in the background oh
that's disappointing oh well it's still the biggest fish I've ever caught it wow yeah you're
gonna feed the whole family right mister I don't like the people showing up now and people show
up I usually die yes okay I think this is a big boy this time yeah never mind too big for my life
okay I just need to find a catfish I I saw a few of them I'm sure I can find someone somewhere oh
wait she's got jobs here too Supply delivery by boat that sounds great why are you this way why
are you shouting at me I'm just trying to get a job okay yeah let's let's do some deliveries
wow it's a motorized boat and everything this is gonna be great oh wait I actually have to load the
cargo okay it's it's doing it in a cinematic mode and a cutscene I hope or did I die like I don't
know why I would die but I wouldn't be surprised either okay retrieve anchor let's go yes oh all
right yeah must remember do not reverse how am I supposed to go over what I don't think this is the
best way of delivering this like I could have just crossed the road but now I gotta go all the way
down here and around well you know what money's money they're paying me to do a job and do a job
I shall this is actually kind of cool I've never really experienced this game this way like through
the swamps like this although I must say doing it in this swamp seems a little bit irresponsible
this water is so shallow no oh I'm gonna topple someone's house like I want honest work and house
flipping just doesn't seem honest to me it's a get rich quick scheme which I do not want this is
so irresponsible also there's either speed bumps underwater or I've hit a few alligators he's every
now and again I'm just podding into stuff and now there's a dense fog setting in or maybe it's the
smog from my engine I don't imagine it's really efficient is it hello great someone's talking to
me all right let me put down the anchor I need a break anyway this has been a long journey okay
he looks a bit non-trustworthy but I did say that people shouldn't be judging me by my covers
so I guess oh no oh no no no what if you what if you're done with my cargo and you lost but it was
quite a tussle I tell you quite a tussle my pad oh man I think I lost my cargo as well as
probably something else he probably rubbed something from me right I lost a dollar
all right well that kind of sucks but whatever oh no what now I'm just having a little
prayer in a little church why are you after me leave me alone I'm in a church for
tiny people you can't do this or tiny God will be angry you have no honor
I don't even know who these people are I think it just dodged a bullet there it'll stop
running at me oh my God why do you want to kill me so bad I didn't do anything except for the
stuff I did and those things I'm not really even responsible for like this whole world is chaos how
is it my fault aha he is still here okay excellent well give me my dollar back and the cargo what
that no you can't just run away kind of weird to commit such a bad crime at your own home oh no
someone's showing up and I look like the bad guy again oh for God's sake it's always wrong place
wrong time for me okay I think we're okay all I had to do was murder an innocent man okay well I
was a bounty hunter for like half a day so you can come with me and I'm gonna load you on to the boat
here you go all right hopefully you don't just die immediately wait there's a bridge ahead of me
what the hell the whole route is cursed oh this sucks everything I try and do it just ends with me
in trouble I feel like I'm absolutely cursed all right come on buddy if we're going to get going
now the day is not going as planned but that won't stop me from having a great day and it starts
by turning you in oh my God all right turning you into an alligator food apparently Jesus Christ
they camouflage in so well all right well I didn't technically kill him so uh yeah that that's not my
fault and he was a bad guy anyway so it's okay I think I've bolted myself into alligator Island
because there are alligators surrounding me oh my God they're strong too I'll give you a good
price for them pelts if interested yes please take it off my hands yes one dollar another dollar okay
surely this man won't judge me actually he looks kind of angry can I help you with something Mister
yeah help me please okay yes yeah do I have to lift something just anything at all that doesn't
involve doing bad things oh no are you building a bomb do I look like I should entertain children
no honestly it looks like you shouldn't be allowed near children oh no he's making me use his new
toy or whatever it is oh Jesus what have I got myself into what even is this now blow up the
little battleships oh my God okay this is cool I never saw this this feels like a mod in itself
can I shoot one at us oh oh man I I can I I yeah yeah I scared everyone away you attacked the crowd
wait there's like a boat of people now why would you go out in the lake when there is actual
explosive mines down here thank you thank you thank you why are you clapping for him I was
driving it I was doing great incredible things are in my lap back at Dover Hill and that will Astound
all of you well I'm gonna go straight there then and help some more I finally found something I'm
good at playing with toys no I see you no one will stop me enjoying my new job I'm already impressed
I'm doing whatever this guy asks of me what the oh my God what is he doing is he in that machine
what what the hell we've come a long way from Little motorized toy boats if you are here to rob
me I wish to make clear this I have weapons who in the right mind would Rob this man he's the
wild west version of GrooVe from Despicable Me I helped you with them oh there he is I I thought
it was a desk for a second you make a fine before go okay well my job is just being
a buffoon for the scientists then okay I gotta find conductors with this
thing oh my God okay I feel like I'm at risk here but this is still the
best job I've had so far there we go there's our first one I didn't
get electrocuted so that's great come for the second conductor and it kind
of makes sense because you know it's all about conductors and I kind of knew being
a conductor was my calling from the start yeah I'm glad someone thinks so because I'm
falling down the hill all right where's the last one going aiming a cliff in the middle
of a thunderstorm whoa it does look kind of cool though oh oh I slipped I slept why am I so
clumsy [Music] those wolves are laughing at me excellent I got them all planted now
I just gotta get back down to the lab I like how it just smashed through the
door and then the cutscenes like no no you did not do that all right come the
second the creature after God himself who's Earth like this uh after all that it didn't even do anything it
just didn't work surely he didn't do his job I I did my job fine right and the bloodiest switches
what okay oh I gotta climb up the tower now yes okay oh no okay I think I did my job
and I'll hopefully survive the night as well while I'm at it the tower itself is
being struck he gave me no warning of this but at least it's working I've done my job
well and I'm gonna get a big payday from this oh my God he's made a full-on robot
okay this does make the boats look lame what is it oh oh my God he's actually got it
working this guy is a literal genius his son okay I I might be I might be helping a
man who's a little bit unhinged [Music] all right it's still got
some Kinks You gotta work out he doubted me yeah you sure showed them that was
like it was cool don't get me wrong it's just I I thought it was gonna I don't know survive I
just realized after riding away that I haven't even gotten my payment yet and I have done a lot
of work for you uh all right maybe it did work after all but then uh brighter note there is
definitely enough stuff to steal here to buy a house we've hit the jackpot yep after all
the hard work he's finally got himself a house never mind it uh it didn't work oh no it did all
right awesome wow and it's I would have preferred Furniture but this also works okay we got the
bathroom uh no toilet I like that and the bedroom no bed perfect just how I like it hey there's a
sign here can I buy some furniture also is the Outhouse included no it's locked I can't get
in all right yeah just how I like it okay let's take a look here this is pretty neat add in a
bedroom yeah that's fine I can afford it I've been working hard uh the bathroom is going in oh
the Patriot bundle of course living room yes and I'll buy some trophies since I haven't done
anything noteworthy to earn them in a weapon Locker in case anyone comes to get me which they
inevited will get a Hitching Post here campfire an Outdoorsman bundle a shooting range a friend
oh no that friend isn't an option never mind oh why is why is nothing actually in here I can I
can use it which is great like I just equipped a shotgun on my back that's awesome but uh where is
all my furniture I'm getting angry as you can see maybe if I ride away and come back I won't ask you
again what but I live here I just moved to here oh I know what that means because I speak
Spanish she needs help and she said please excellent wait why did I lose honor
I was helping a nice Spanish lady that was really lucky that it didn't shoot
you all right oh oh God I'm wanted but at least they got a wagon for the farm that's
really cool well I finally have my own wagon oh I'm home oh my God okay so the furniture
is imaginary but I can't really complain I have my own space and I do kind of love it plus
a very easy commute to do new and exciting honest work because the train goes right by me and
I think my first job is my passion job really who's shouting you'll be sorry you know what
it doesn't matter this is my passion job so we will end it there but thank you for
joining me everyone I hope you enjoyed it and check out more of my content here
and I hope to see you next time bye for now
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