Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That was almost also simple. Congratulations on taking control of America'' s health treatment system, medical professional. All it took was some elbow oil … … and a comically huge room laser. What'' s your strategy now? I'' ll do what I'do best! I'' ll make him bad! I ' m mosting likely to start by extracting cash from the constantly unwell …
. by charging excessively high rates for medications. Diabetics are mosting likely to need to pay me 100 … … no, 200 dollars for their insulin! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! SHADOW: They are currently doing that. What? Insulin currently sets you back at the very least that a lot. Actually? 200 bucks? It'' s better to 300. Wow, ok. Evil. I think the US beat me there. They have to have defeated you to the point of being diabetic. It is OK. I have a great deal of various other fantastic, wicked concepts. After that I'' ll reduced off accessibility to treatment … by seeing to it health centers are understaffed. As well as I will do this by restricting the number of individuals … … who are also allowed to come to be doctors! Oh ho ho ho ho ho! DARKNESS: And they do. What? No possibility. Do you bear in mind when you had to finish residency to come to be a physician? Well, I'' m not precisely a clinical doctor. I have a PhD in Ladies'' s Research studies. Ladies'' s research studies? Being an evil authoritarian doesn'' t avert me from being a feminist, Darkness! All right. Well … You have to finish a residency in a hospital to end up being a doctor. Yet funds for employment of residents are given by the US government.So, the variety of readily available residency programs(ie medical professionals)… … is chosen by the budget of the Congress. So not just did they currently do my bad thing … … yet they did it in a more scary as well as refined way. Basically. I ' m unsure if I should be proud of my nation or disgusted by it. Possibly both? Looks like I ' m going to have to do something truly despicable to beat the US government.In that case … I will certainly make certain that the only individuals who can afford wellness treatment in any way … … are those who help business that take advantage of my economic passions! It ' s called insurance. … uhh, as well as … I ' ll permit health centers to totally refute treatment to those who put on ' t have … … correct insurance coverage. No! Yes. Oh my God! You have challenging competition. They have actually already done every evil. Then you will certainly inform me that healthcare facilities are totally racist. Funny you ought to state that. According to the most recent research … Stop! I wear ' t need to know! All this details makes me feel like I ' m mosting likely to have a cardiac arrest. Should I call an ambulance? No. It will certainly set you back excessive. Screw this! They can ' t be much more cartoonishly evil than the USA healthcare system. And also I ' m actually an animation bad guy! So what are you going to do? I ' ll just download and install something clean and also without corruption.Like uh … the American education system! Oh boy.
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