>>> > > > OH, GOD, I’PUT ON ‘ T KNOW WHAT I ‘ M DOING, I CAN ‘
>> T FLY THIS AIRCRAFT. > > TRY TO GET SOMEBODY ON THE RADIO. HELLO, HELLO. MAYDAY. MAYDAY. >> > > HELLO>>. >> > > YES, HELLO.
> > YES, THIS IS GLASGOW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL. ARE YOU IN>> DISTRESS? > > YES. I” M NOT A PILOT. I BELONG TO KYLIE JENNER ‘ S BRAND INTEGRATION TEAM. WE” RE ON A PRIVATE JET GOING TO LONDON FOR A KYLIE EVENT. WE HIT BAD TURBULENCE AND THE PILOT OBTAINED KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS. BUT KYLIE” S NOT ON BOARD.THANK GOD
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>> > > I DON ‘ T KNOW WHO THAT IS, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU” RE GOING
TO NEED TO LAND THAT AIRPLANE. THIS GUY IS THE BEST, DO WHAT HE SAYS. >> > > ALL RIGHT. >> I ‘ M READY.
> > I’KNOW YOU ‘ RE COMING OFF WALLEY UP THERE
. I ‘ M GOING TO >> NEED TO>> SKATING FASTER THAN– > > WHAT? > > I ‘ M GOING TO GET YOU DOWN, BUT RIGHT HERE” S WHAT I NEED YOU TO ACCOMPLISH FIRST.
>> DEEP BREATH. > > WHAT? > > DEEP BREATH. IN, OUT, IN, OUT. > >> WHAT? >> > > WHAT DID HE SAY? > > DEEP BREATH. AND ALSO YOU NEED TO STAY CALM? >> > > WHAT ARE THEY PHRASE?
>> > > HE STATES I REQUIRED A STEAK . >> > > O.K., MAYBE THERE” S ONE IN THE CABIN. > >> LISTEN TO ME, BEFORE YOU IS A WEE SIZE OF A KEEBLER. >> > > REITERATE?
>> > > IT APPEARS LIKE AN SOUND? >> > > I GOT BROOM DOO-DA.
>> > > NO, THE SHADE. BROWN.
>> > > OH, BROWN >>. > > WHAT ‘ S THE BROWN DOODA UPCOMING IN AT? >> >’> I ‘ M SO SORRY YOUR ACCENT IS VERY THICK.IS IT FEASIBLE
TO NOT HAVE IT? OVER? >> > > THEY ‘ RE SPEAKING SCOTTISH. AND IT” S EXTREMELY TOUGH. >> > > I INVESTED SOME TIME IN SCOTT LAND SO MY EARS AGREE WITH TO SCOTTISH ACCENT.
>> > > THIS IS KYLIE” S BRAND NAME SUPERVISOR, LET” S DO>> THIS. > > TELL ME IF YOU TIN– GOGGLES.
>> >
>> > NOPE.
>> > > I NEED YOU. > > PENALTY. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO. >> > > YOU ATTEMPT.
>> > > CAN YOU LOOK OUT THE HOME WINDOW. >> > > DID I EAT AT WENDY” S? NEVER. >> > > NO, NO. >> GONE. > > ALL RIGHT, FINE, I HAD WENDY” S RECENTLY. BUT DON” T TELL KYLIE.
>> > >’WE ‘ RE ONLY GOING TO OBTAIN A CRACK AT THIS WHEN. THERE” S A WEE JACK ON THE DASHBOARD. CANISTER WEE TALK.
>> > > NO >>. > > CLEMENT. >> CLEMENT. > > OH, NO. OH, NO. IN THE NAME OF THE WEE MAN. RADAR” S GOT YOU LEAVING SCOTTISH AIRSPACE.
>> > >’WE ‘ RE GOING TO NEED TO PATCH YOU OVER TO WELSH AIR WEBSITE TRAFFIC CONTROL.
>> > > GOD RATE TO YOU MEN.
>> > > WHAT” S HAPPENING? >> > > I DON” T KNOW. I ASSUME WE” RE ON OUR OWN. >> > > HELLO? GO WITH WALES AIR WEB TRAFFIC CONTROL.
>> > > GREAT TO LISTEN TO YOUR VOICE, WALES.
>> > > OK. GOOGIDON– > > WHAT? >> > > SIMPLY GO FOR WATER.
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