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Gutfeld: This reporter made Joe Biden angry

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[JOYS AND APPLAUSE]> > > Greg: IT ' S TRUE, YES! PLEASED FRIDAY, EVERYBODY! IT ' S FRIDAY, AND ALSO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT INDICATES, WHEN IT IS FRIDAY, IT IS TIME TO WELCOME TONIGHT ' S GUESTS, HER PROJECTION IS STILL ON THE MONEY, INDIVIDUALS BLUNDER HER FOR SUSAN B. ANTHONY. FOX INFORMATION ELDERLY METEOROLOGIST AND AUTHOR OF THE NEW PUBLICATION “” I AM THE STORM”” JENNA Z. WHEN HE PRODUCES A TV PROGRAM, CHARACTERS ASK IT TO BE KILLED OFF, OWNER OF THE LOFTUS CARDI.COM, KYLE LOFTUS! AND ALSO RATTLESNAKES DEFINE HER REGARDING POISONOUS, FOX NEWS FACTOR SLAVE. AND ALSO ULTIMATELY, ELEPHANTS WON'' T DISCUSS HIM WHEN HE REMAINS IN THE ROOM, MY MASSIVE SIDEKICK AS WELL AS THE N.W.A. A WORLD W WEIGHT– DOUBLE WEIGHT CHAMPION, TYRUS.OKAY, BEFORE WE REACH SOME NEW STORIES, OBVIOUSLY, SINCE IT IS FRIDAY, IT'' S TIME FOR THIS! ♪ ♪ > >> GREG'' S LEFTOVERS. > > Greg: I LIKE LEFTOVERS, THIS IS WHERE I CHECK OUT THE JOKES WE DID NOT USE TODAY, SO IF THEY SUCK, IT'' S NOT MY MISTAKE. AND ALSO YOU STATE THE WORD AS WELL AS I WILL FIRE THE PERSONNEL. HERE WE GO, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN ADDRESS THE CLASSIFIED FILES LOCATED IN HIS GARAGE WHEN ASKED WHY HE ASSUMED HER GARAGE WOULD BE A REFUGE FOR SUCH DETAILS, HE CLAIMED, DUE TO THE FACT THAT HUNTER HAS BEEN HIDING HIS COKES– THERE FOR 15 YEARS, AS WELL AS HE HAS NEVER EVER LOST AN OUNCE. FAIR ENOUGH. TALKING OF HUNTER, HE IS ASKING A COURT TO REJECT HIS 4-YEAR-OLD LITTLE GIRL THAT HE HAD WITH A FORMER POLE DANCER FROM TAKING HIS SURNAME. DUE TO THE FACT THAT IF THERE IS ONE THING HUNTER WON'' T ENDURE RESIDUE AT SOMEONE UTILIZING THE BIDEN NAME FOR UNEARNED GAIN. YEAH, WHAT'' S THE DIFFERENCE? CSA POLICEMAN CONFISCATED IN ANTITANK TOOL FROM A PASSENGER'' S LUGGAGE AT A TEXAS FLIGHT TERMINAL THIS WEEK, AND HIS DEFENSE, THE TRAVELER STATED HE DESIRED TO HAVE THE BENEFIT WHEN IT PERTAINED TO COMBATING OVER THE ARMREST.ONLY A LOT OF JOKES THE BARGAIN. THAT ' S BAD. THIS'WEEK, THE CITY OF BOSTON UNVEILED A MALE SCULPTURE RECOGNIZING MARTIN LUTHER KING JR., BUT CRITICS SAY IT ACTUALLY RESEMBLES A HUGE IT MEANT GIANT PENIS. THAT DOESN'' T RESEMBLE BRIAN KILMEADE. I WAGER THAT'' S MUCH BETTER THAN THE LAUGH LINE. SO IT APPEARS LIKE THE LARGE PENIS, BUT THAT PROVES WHATEVER DESIRE DR. KING HAD, MUST'' VE BEEN A GOOD ONE.AND THE BRIGHT SIDE IS WHEN IT IS COLD OUT, THE SCULPTURE SHRINKS TO FIFTY PERCENT ITS SIZE. NORTH DAKOTA LAWMAKERS ARE USING A RESTRICTION ON RAUNCHY PUBLICATIONS FOUND IN COLLECTIONS, IN FEEDBACK, COLLECTION AUTHORITIES CAN BAN PUBLICATIONS ON SUICIDE SINCE NO PERSON EVER BRINGS THEM BACK. >> > > Kat: WHAT >>? > > Greg: THAT WAS GOOD. IT'' S BEFORE IT DEVIATED AT THE END. >> > > Greg: THAT ' S CALLED SURPRISE! TRY THAT WITH YOUR WARDROBE! I SEE IT'' S YOUR DAY AT THE SHELTER TO WHERE THE DENIM JACKET. HOBO STEVE NECESSITY BE REALLY COLD. >> > > Kyle: HE CAN'' T WAIT, HE IS LIKE WHEN IS HE RETURNING? >> > > Greg: HE DOES HAVE THE TEETH, SO YOU

>> TIN MAKE THE PROFESSION LATER. >> > > Kyle: TEETH FOR THE COAT. > > Greg: 2 NYPD ADMINISTRATION WERE CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN THE PRECINCT PARKING WHOLE LOT AFTER THE MOANS HAPPEN ON A 911 TELEPHONE CALL, THE COPS SAID, DON'' T CONCERN, THE COPS ARE CERTAINLY COMING. [GIGGLING] ALL RIGHT. THAT'' S GOOD. DURING A REAL-TIME TAPING OF “” THE SIGHT”” A HECKLER CALLED WHOOPI GOLDBERG AN OLD BROAD, HE WAS GOTTEN RID OF AND ALSO PROVIDED A BENEFIT FOR PRECISION IN THE MEDIA.

[PRAISE] IN A PARTNERSHIP WITH DUNCAN/HINES, COUNTRY TALE DOLLY PARTON HAS ACTUALLY PRODUCED A BRAND-NEW LINE OF BAKING BISCUITS BAKING INCLUDING BUTTERMILK BISCUITS, THE ONLY DOWNSIDE, YOU CAN JUST BAKE 2 AT A TIME. THAT'' S RIGHT, MICHAEL, MANY THANKS FOR DESCRIBING THE JOKE TO AMERICA! AND IN A CURRENT MEETING, SUZANNE SOMERS STATES SHE MAKES LOVE WITH HER 84-YEAR-OLD HUSBAND ABOUT 3 TIMES A DAY, BASE ON HER OTHER HALF, A LOT OF THE MOMENT HE IS AWAKE. [LAUGHTER] AS WELL AS ULTIMATELY, IN PROTEST OVER ROE V. WADE, LIBERAL AMERICAN GUYS ARE REPORTEDLY GETTING A DOCUMENT HIGH VARIETY OF VASECTOMIES. THE BRIGHT SIDE FOR THEM IS THAT PHYSICIANS AGREE TO CHARGE FIFTY PERCENT PRICE, SINCE THEY ALREADY HAVE NO BALLS. [PRAISE] I PUT ON'' T KNOW IF THAT ' S HOW SCIENCE FUNCTIONS. BUT LET ' S DO SOME INFORMATION, RIGHT? HE LEFT CLASSIFIED DOCS WHERE HIS CHILD SMOKED ROCKS.THAT ' S

A GREAT ONE. THE OTHER DAY PRESIDENT BIDEN TOWARD STORM DAMAGED THE GOLDEN STATE IN WHICH WINDS WERE SO STRONG, GAVIN NEWSOM'' S HAIR WAS PROCLAIMED A CALAMITY AREA. AND ALSO THIS TIME THE WATERY BROWN THINGS ON EVERYBODY FOOTWEAR IN SAN FRANCISCO WAS MUD. THAT'' S POOP, SPEAKING ABOUT DIARRHEA. BUT AT THE END OF THE BARELY SYSTEMATIC COMMENTS, THERE WAS A QUESTION ABOUT CLASSIFIED DOTS, AND HE WAS MAD CONCERNING THE TIMING, SIMILAR TO WHEN I TERMINATED THAT TRAINEE AFTER HE GAVE ME HIS KIDNEY. YOU KNOW WHAT, QUITE FRANKLY, THAT BUGS ME. >> > > YOU UNDERSTAND, QUITE TRUTHFULLY WHAT BUGS ME IS THAT WE HAVE SERIOUS ISSUE BELOW, WE ARE SPEAKING ABOUT, WE ARE DISCUSSING WHAT IS GOING ON, AND TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'' T QUITE UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WEAR'' T ASK ME CONCERNS CONCERNING THAT. >> > > Greg: HE INTENDED TO COUNT TO FOUR AND A FIFTY PERCENT WHEN HE IS ANGRY. [LAUGHTER] I MUST HAVES. WE STOP UTILIZING THEM AFTER WE TURNED 13. I WISH TO GO BACK TO HAVES. BUT I ASSUME THAT YOU WILL LOCATE THAT THERE IS NOTHING BELOW. >> > > I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO LOCATE THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THERE.I HAVE NO

REMORSES AS WELL AS I'' M FOLLOWING WHAT THE LAWYERS ARE TELLING ME THEY WANT ME TO DO, THAT'' S EXACTLY WHAT'WE ' RE DOING, THERE IS >> NO THERE THERE. > > Greg: SEEMS LIKE An EXCELLENT DESCRIPTION OF HIS PULSE, UNLESS THEY ARE INDICATES HUNTER, AS WELL AS TERMS HE WAS, AND DESCRIBED HIS MEMOIR BEING QUARANTINED FOR A DAY WOMAN CAN MATCH IN, THE SAME PLACE WHERE THE CLASSIFIED DOCS WERE SPENDING TIME IN THE GARAGE, HIS LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE HAS MADE INCRIMINATING DOCUMENTS WHERE NO PERSON WILL CERTAINLY EVER BEFORE LOOK, INSIDE A COPY OF “” HOW I CONSERVE THE GLOBE”” BY JESSE WATTERS. HUNTER APPARENTLY HAD UNRESTRICTED GAIN ACCESS TO TO THE RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY AS WELL AS THE CORVETTE, HE PREFERS THE TOP DOWN ON HIS CARS AND TRUCK. BUT ALSO HIS BROTHERS WIFE. THAT JOKE WAS ACTUALLY EVEN WORSE, I CLEANSED IT UP.I KNOW, WHAT SAY YOU, JOE? >> > > NO, APPEARANCE, THERE IS NO THERE THERE. I SAID THAT BEFORE, THERE IS NO THERE THERE. THERE IS NO WHY WHY. AS WELL AS NO PLACE FOR, WHEREFORE. COME ON, MALE, THERE IS NO THEY THEY, THERE IS NO WE WE, WELL, THERE IS A LITTLE WEE WEE, BUT JILL INFORMS ME THAT'' S NORMAL FOR SOMEONE OF MY AGE. [PRAISE]> > > Greg: ALL RIGHT, SO I DO THIS PERIODICALLY, JANICE, A FANTASTIC BRAND-NEW BOOK “” I AM THE STORM”” WHEN DOES IT COME OUT? >> > > Janice: IT IS OUT! >> > > Greg: YOU WON'' T KNOW UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY? >> > > Janice: IT IS A BEST VENDOR CURRENTLY, DUE TO YOU! SINCE OF YOU! >> > > Greg: WHAT I SUCH AS TO DO WHEN 70 HAS A BOOK, I SUCH AS TO READ, CONTAINER I READ A PARAGRAPH? THE VERY FIRST TIME I MET GREG GUTFELD I WAS BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD-LOOKING HE REMAINED IN INDIVIDUAL. I HAD TO CONTROL MYSELF, BECAUSE MY OTHER HALF WAS AROUND.BUT I FOUND MYSELF IN A DEEP YEARNING DESIRE TO THROW MYSELF AT HIM. BUT THEN HE TOOK A LOOK AT ME AND ALSO HE STATED, GREG– I MUST QUIT THIS NOW. >> > > Kat: WHENEVER HE GETS A PUBLICATION, THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS GOES TO THE INDEX AND SEEKS HIS NAME. >> > > Janice:'I ' VE OBSERVED THAT, >> THAT ' S O.K.. > > Tyrus: GO BACK TO THE PAGE, KEEP READING. > >> Janice: IT'' S IN FACT MORE INTRIGUING THAN THE BOOK. >> > > Greg: HE WAS WEARING NOTHING BUT LIKE GRAU AND HIS SQUADS GLOWED IN THE SUNLIGHT. LIBERAL MEDIA DOESN'' T INFORM YOU REGARDING THAT, HE DID NOT TELL YOU REGARDING HIS ABDOMINAL MUSCLE OR HIS CATCHES. SHOULD IT MAINTAIN GOING? >> > > Janice: YES >>. > > Greg: I IMPROVE NOT, THAT LIBERAL MEDIA NEVER TALK ABOUT MY QUADS, JANICE. UTILIZING NOTHING BUT WEATHERED TERMINOLOGY, HOW WOULD YOU CATEGORIZE THIS DOCUMENT DETRACTION MS. DEAN? >> > > Janice: GROUP 5. BUT YOU RECOGNIZE WHAT I ENJOY IS SEEN GAVIN NEWSOM BEHIND-THE-SCENES GOING, OH, I WOULD LOOK REALLY PROFICIENT AT THAT PODIUM. OH, KENNY FAINT TODAY? RIGHT? SINCE YOU RECOGNIZE HE WISHES TO BE PRESIDENT.

>> > > Greg: THE IRONY HERE IS THE VERY SAME PEOPLE THAT GOT HIM RIGHT INTO THE WORKPLACE ARE EXACTLY THE SAME PEOPLE THAT ARE TRYING TO GET THEM OUT, EVERY ONE OF THE DEMOCRAT MACHINE, HE SERVED HIS PURPOSE, HE WAS THOUGH– WHAT YOU CALL THAT POINT? >> > > Kyle: THE PLACEHOLDER BONEHEAD. >> > > Greg: YES, THE PLACEHOLDER IDIOT! >> > > Kyle: I TIN'' T GET CRAZY REGARDING THE DOCUMENT RUMOR, HIS LIKE I HAD NO CONCEPT, I CONCUR, BUT YOU WEAR'' T. BY THE CORVETTE– THAT I SCREECH SORRY FOR IT, WAS QUARANTINED WITH SEEKER BIDEN, THAT'' S A NIGHTMARE SITUATION RIGHT THERE. >> > > Greg: WE UNDERSTAND IT WAS NOT A REAL QUARANTINE, HIS INTERPRETATION IS FIFTY PERCENT THE CRACK.YOU KNOW? IT ' S SIMPLY FOUR SLUTS RATHER THAN EIGHT. > > Tyrus: YOU HAVE TO RATION >>. > > Michael: THE MOST AWFUL OF TIMES, THE BEST OF TIMES, TO MY FOURTH RUSSIAN, BUT SOMEHOW WE GOT THROUGH. IT ' S HORRIBLE. > > Greg: IT BRINGS ME TO MY, I BELIEVE >> THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST ESSENTIAL QUESTION TO HAVE, LETTING SEEKER HAVE ACCESS TO An AREA HOLDING CLASSIFIED RECORDS WHILE HE IS DOING MANAGE OUR ADVERSARIES AS WELL AS AND CRACK, THIS IS INSANE.LIKE NO ONE IS ACTUALLY CONNECTED AS WELL AS ALL THAT TOGETHER, HIM AND ALSO DOCUMENTS AND ALSO GARAGE, DRUGS, CHINA. DONE IN ONE AREA. > > Kat: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SEE JOE BIDEN BEING SO FLIPPANT CONCERNING THE ENTIRE POINT, HE> IS LIKE NO REMORSES, WHO ARE YOU? A 20-YEAR-OLD LADY IN CABO THAT TOSSES UP AT THE BEACH CLUB AFTER A LOT OF PINA COLADAS? LIKE THAT ' S WHAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT SAY IN THOSE SITUATIONS, NOT WHEN YOU ARE UNDERGOING THIS TYPE OF SERIOUS THING, MOST OF US HERE OUTRIGHT POWER SUPPRESSES DEFINITELY, BUT IT ' S A RANGE, THE MORE POWER YOU HAVE, THE MOST LIKELY IT WOULD BE THAT YOU HAVE CORRUPTION, HE UNDERSTANDS HE IS A POWERFUL PERSON AND NOTHING WILL TAKE PLACE, LIKE SO OFTEN THE INSTANCE, SO RESEMBLES YEAH, WHATEVER, NO REMORSES, YOLO, NOT EVEN A LITTLE, CABO AIN ' T PREPARED FOR US! I ' M CERTAIN THEY ARE, YOU'ARE A SIGNIFICANT PILLAR IN THEIR ECONOMIC SITUATION. >> > > Greg: HE GETS EVEN MORE UPSET WHEN THEY RUN OUT PISTACHIO. >> > > Kat: BECAUSE THAT IN FACT IMPACTS HIM. >> > > Greg: IT DOES STRAIGHT, YES, TYRUS.

>> > > Tyrus: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE SPIRITUAL MY FAVE GELATO, PISTACHIO, HE IS A MINT DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP MAN, O.K., NOT THE ECO-FRIENDLY KIND, THE WHITE KIND AND NOBODY WISHES TO EAT. >> > > Greg: YOU ' RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, WHY ARE YOU VERSUS WHITE ICE LOTION? >> > > Tyrus: BECAUSE IT'' S ANYWHERE! [LAUGHTER] TO START WITH, GREG, I DESPISE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU, BUT THEY DID NOT OBTAIN HIM IN, HE GOT THEM IN, WHICH'' S WHY THEY BEAR WITH US, BECAUSE THEY– DID NOT HAVE SUFFICIENT, AND ALSO KAMALA WELL, YOU SAW IT, SO HE REMAINS IN THERE, BUT I RECOGNIZE WE DON'' T HAVE TIME TO GO BACK TO THE SPEECH, BUT HE FAILED TO REMEMBER, HE OBTAINED FRUSTRATED AND HE GOES, WHAT BUGS ME IS WE ARE RIGHT HERE SPEAKING ABOUT, SOMETHING IMPORTANT– >> >
>> > Greg: S. > > Tyrus: AND ALSO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT IS! IT'' S CRUCIAL, AND ALSO I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE CORRECT, IT WAS A 20-YEAR-OLD THAT CREATED THAT SPEECH, BECAUSE HE RESEMBLED, NO REGRETS. THERE IS NO THERE THERE. ORIGINATING FROM A MAN WHO NEGLECTS EVERY LITTLE THING, HE ESSENTIALLY NEGLECTED HE WAS PRESIDENT. SO YES. SO THE ONE LAST POINT WAS THE DOCUMENTS OR 6 YEARS OF AGES, THEY EXIST AFTER THEY ARE ALREADY USED, SEEKER HIT THEM LIKE HE HAD THE LAPTOP COMPUTER AND ALSO THE GUN AS WELL AS THE CHILD, SLOPPILY. THEY'' VE ALREADY BEEN USED, THEY'' VE ALREADY BEEN PAID FOR, THAT'' S WHY THEY CAN TURN THEM OVER NOW. >> > > Greg: H.

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