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>>> > > > AND ALSO IN MY VIEWPOINT, THAT'' S. HOW WE MAKE THE FIRE VANISH. >> > > OH, WOW, THANK YOU WOW. TO CONTINUE OUR OCCUPATION DAY PRESENTATIONS, WE'' LL TURN IT.
OVER TO MALIKAY'' S DADDY. >> > I HEAR HE'' S SUPER OLD. IS THAT >> REAL? > > I DONT KNOW. HE'' S A DAD.
>> FATHERS ARE OLD. > > I PUT ON ' T KNOW, HE ' S A DADDY.
>> DADS ARE OLD. > > GREETINGS, KIDS. I'' M MORDECAI ' S PAPA. HELLO, CHILD. YOU LOOK WELL. APPEARANCE AT YOUR DADDY, BOY. >> CONSIDER YOUR FATHER WITH.
>> PRIDE. > > I ' M LOOKING AT YOU, GEEZ. > > ALL RIGHT.
MR. PARNASSUS, WHY DON ' T YOU. INFORM United States ABOUT WHAT YOU
>> DO FOR A LIVING? > > CAN YOU HEAR ME CURRENTLY, CHILDREN? SO, MY LINE OF WORK IS OF MUCH SIGNIFICANCE. FOR 82 YEARS, I HAVE BEEN AN OIL GUY. A “” BARREN,”” SOME HAVE CALLED ME.NOW WHAT DOES AN OIL BARREN DO? AND THE ANSWER? SQUASH YOUR ADVERSARIES. GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DUST. MAKE THEM REGRET THEY WERE EVER.
BORN. >> > > OH, SICK!
>> > > WOW, RIGHT INTO THE DUST. SO, IF THE YOUNGSTERS WANT TO PURSUE A.
OCCUPATION IN OIL, WHAT KINDA TRAITS WOULD OFFER THEM WELL?
>> > > WELL, OIL IS NOT FOR THE WEAK. IT IS THE PLANET'' S MILK, AND ONLY THE STRONG MAY SUCKLE AT.
MOM'' S TEAT.DO YOU HEAR ME, YOUNG BOY? ONLY THE STRONG. LOOK AT YOUR DADDY. TAKE A LOOK AT ME. >> > > TAKE A LOOK AT HIM, MORDECAI.
>> > > PAPA, THIS IS EMBARRASSING. >> > > ONE MALE RESEMBLED.
BREAKING ME. H.R. PICKENS. HE DID NOT SUCCEED. FOR I SQUASHED HIM INTO THE.
GROUND. >> > > THAT IS H.R. PICKENS?
>> > > EXACTLY. >> > > HI, SAMANTHA, LET ' S QUIT IT,.
OKAY? OF COURSE. WELL, MR. PARNASSUS, THE OIL COMPANY, IT REQUIREMENT BE QUITE.
LUCRATIVE, RIGHT? >> > > OIL HAS LITTLE TO ACCOMPLISH WITH.
REVENUE, MA'' AM. OIL HAS TO DO WITH DOMINANCE OF THE.
SPIRIT. PERMIT ME TO DEMONSTRATE. CHILDREN, POINT TO THE WEAKEST IN YOUR COURSES, AS WELL AS WE SHALL RUIN.
THEIR SPIRIT, AS I'' VE RUINED THE SPIRIT OF H.R. PICKENS SO LONG.
AGO. WORD.
>> > > YOU ARE WEAK LIKE H.R. PICKENS.
>> > > FEEL THIS, KID. UNDERSTAND THE PAIN. YOU THINK I WAS ALWAYS THE PHOTO OF STAMINA I AM NOW?
>> > > NO, FATHER, YOU COULDN ' T WAKE UP FOR A WEEK '' REASON THE.
BED MATTRESS WAS TOO SOFT.

>> > > MIND OVER FLESH, BOY. I WAS BORN SEVEN MONTHS TOO EARLY. INCUBATION INNOVATION WAS STILL IN IT'' S EARLY STAGE. SO, THEY PLACED ME INTO A CAST IRON POT INSIDE A PIZZA OVEN.
UP UNTIL I WAS RIPE ENOUGH TO WALK. MY BONES NEVER HARDENED, BUT MY.
SPIRIT DID. BE STRONG, AND CRUSH YOUR.
OPPONENTS. >> > > WELL, THIS HAS BEEN.
OUTSTANDING, MR. PARNASSUS, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE STARTING TO.
LACK TIME. OH, BOO. SO, DOES ANY PERSON ELSE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR MORDECAI'' S
>> PAPA? > > YEAH, YEAH. I GET THAT YOU'' RE AN OIL BARREN,.
BUT WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO? >> > > SO, PERHAPS I WAS NOT CLEAR. LUCKILY, I BROUGHT An AESTHETIC AID WHICH WILL BRIGHTEN THE INS.
AND OUTS OF THE OIL SECTOR.

♪ ♪ ♪.
>> > > OH. >> > > THIS DEAD BIRD STANDS FOR.
THOSE WHO WILL WISH YOU ILL. AS SOON AS PROUD, TRAVELING HIGH ABOVE.
THE EARTH IN BLOODY DEFIANCE OF HER 50 GIFTS AS WELL AS CURRENTLY YOU WILL.
THROW HER DOWN, NOCED AND ALSO DEFEATED.
>> > > OWW. >> > > APPEARANCE. I MARRIED YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER, FILLED HER STUBBORN BELLY WITH MY.
FESTERING SEED AND ALSO SIRED A KID. HE IS MY FATEFUL VENGEANCE, H.R.
>> > > FATHER, COME ON. >> > > I DESIRE TO BE YOU WHEN I EXPAND.
UP. >> > > THEREFORE, YOU SHALL.

CURRENTLY, CHILDREN.I WAS ASKED TO BRING A HEALTHY.
SNACK, SO SIGN UP WITH ME IN THE HALL FOR SWINE LIVERS AS WELL AS CAPRI SUNS.
>> > > ALL RIGHT, YOUNGSTERS. GO OUT AND EAT THOSE PIG GUTS.
[JOYS AND PRAISE] ♪ ♪ ♪.

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